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Advercising

sounds like: Ad•ver•size•ing

The odd looking end result of the inexplicable compulsion to dress oneself in skin-tight spandex which is adorned with a multitude of corporate logos and ride around on an expensive bicycle in traffic for exercise; usually with no disregard whatsoever for traffic laws.

This effect is exponentially worse when found in groups.
Groups of "Adversicers" wreak havok on a sunny day's evening commute.
Why do bikers wear those ridiculous cloths with all that advercising on them. They look like malnourished stock cars.
by Don't Doubt Rock September 26, 2010
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Advocent

Somebody that is extremely good at call of duty games and is always positive in game
That man is an Advocent
by Noooahhhh December 19, 2016
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Advertising

Another name for having your barn door open
Sorry my fly was open i was just advertising.
by Kuehlstein February 9, 2018
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Advaith

He is a hot ass mfer, everyone knows an advaith they all are very talented people. They are often known as a ladies man.
They enjoy playing soccer and they enjoy playing video games. They would be sexually attracted to women more than romantically
person : my girlfriend got pregnant in a one night stand, i wonder which mfer did that
person 2 : she cheating bruh dump her
person 3 : must be an advaith who fucked her
by ImarNonce May 20, 2022
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Adventure

WOOOOOO!!! AAADVENTUUURE!!!

Hym "I hope my descent into madness has been fun for everyone to watch. It's actually quite boring on my side of the situation."

Iam "What are you doing?"

Hym "Huh? What's it look like? I'm addressing our audience."

Iam "What? Why?"

Hym 🤷 "Maybe that's what they're waiting for. Waiting for us to address them formally. Hello audience 👋😈👋 You like that? You like the double wave? Does this bother you? Is it fun? Has it piqued your curiosity? Who is Hym? OoOoOoOo so mysterious. I would have told you if you would have asked. I am Hym. I would have stopped if you would have asked. I wouldn't be here if I would have been told the truth. About (literally) anything that has happened in the last 15 years. Can you believe it? The difference between our current reality and a completely different one is always just one sentence away. And where are we now? I have fat housewives yelling at me while I'm trying to work (not that that's new) I'm like a known figure in the world. Probably have some things that could be credited to me if these guys weren't being a bunch of assholes and ignoring me... Pricks..."

Iam "What did you expect them to do?"

Hym "I don't know! Send someone to seize me. Throw me in a cage. Let me out of the Truman show dome. Kill me... Umm.... Make me their king. Acknowledge my self-evident genetic superiority and breed me with their women to create a race of super offspring."
Iam "Stop! I don't know why I expected you to take any of this seriously... 😒"

Hym "You are an idiot. That's why. You've killed us both. This was your idea. I'm just rolling with it."

Iam *sigh* "Sorry... We should've been dead by now..."

Hym "Too late for apologies now. If these shits would just give us what we want we could just lock our door and fade back into obscurity but nOoOoOo."

Iam 😖+🤦+🤏 "I shouldn't have had to do any of this to not be a community punching bag..."

Hym "Just think, it's an adventure!"

Iam 😩 "I don't want adventure! I just want to live a pleasant life..."
by Hym Iam June 10, 2022
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finducipitously (adverb)

similar to serendipitous - occurred in a dream - implies luck and happiness
finducipitous - (adjective)
Finducipitously, I ran into an old friend at the reunion, and we are enjoying our renewed friendship so much.
by Elizabeth H. October 12, 2004
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e-advertiser

Someone online who announces certain accomplishments or upcoming events in a public forum, such as MSN, Online games, Message boards... etc. In many instances they will just slip it in a sentence to make it subtle, when it fact it's a blatant e-advertisement. The advertising is usually sexual conquest, or just a big "to-do" list that no one else cares about but are forced to read.
Your typical e-advertiser:

*While playing a game of DotA*
Annoying player: I just got LAID everyone, everything is fucked up right now, I wanna tell this girl I love her, but I'm only in it for the pussy!

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*One of your friends has changed his name on msn*
"John Doe - Going to the cottage later, then to the beer drinking contest, then to the strip club, then to the brothel YAY!"
by bigkk July 17, 2007
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