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Advercising 

sounds like: Ad•ver•size•ing

The odd looking end result of the inexplicable compulsion to dress oneself in skin-tight spandex which is adorned with a multitude of corporate logos and ride around on an expensive bicycle in traffic for exercise; usually with no disregard whatsoever for traffic laws.

This effect is exponentially worse when found in groups.
Groups of "Adversicers" wreak havok on a sunny day's evening commute.
Why do bikers wear those ridiculous cloths with all that advercising on them. They look like malnourished stock cars.
Advercising by Don't Doubt Rock September 26, 2010
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Advertising Blue Chip 

Korean Media has labelled Kim Taehyung as the “blue chip in the advertising industry” because of his insane selling power. BTS V well known for his “ethereal visuals” has become a favorite in the advertising world. BTS V boasts a variety of charms with his appearance and is an advertising genius. His ethereal visuals and pleasant personality instantly sell out even the most expensive products.
Advertising Blue Chip Genius BTS V possess a movie-like visual which sells out products instantly.

Advertising Blue Chip 

Korean Media has labeled Kim Taehyung as the “blue chip in the advertising industry” because of his insane selling power. Well known for his “ethereal visuals” and a variety of charms, Kim Taehyung (AKA BTS V) has become a favorite of brands due to his advertising genius. His ethereal visuals, natural modeling & acting ability and pleasant personality instantly sell out even the most expensive products.
Advertising Blue Chip Genius BTS V possesses a movie-like visual which sells out products instantly.

Advertising Blue Chip 

KIM TAEHYUNG aka BTS V

Korean Media has labelled Kim Taehyung aka BTS V as the “blue chip in the advertising industry” because of his insane selling power. BTS V well known for his “ethereal visuals” has become a favorite in the advertising world. BTS V boasts a variety of charms with his appearance and is an advertising genius. His ethereal visuals and pleasant personality instantly sell out even the most expensive products.
Advertising Blue Chip Genius BTS V possess a movie-like visual which sells out products instantly.

false advertising 

Intended or tending to mislead while calling public attention to oneself, especially by emphasizing desirable qualities so as to arouse a desire when they are untrue.
When a fat chick says that she is curvy.
When a fat chick puts a Roxy sticker on her car.
When a short guy drives a lifted truck.
false advertising by jokester October 12, 2004

counterproductive advertising 

Those lame,local TV ads that drive customers away due to their amateurish,home-made,ridiculous,and downright embarrassing nature. Typically a low budget advertisement featuring the business owner dressed up as a clown,a king or a mattress. Often features the business owners kids or other family members.
Those Mister Mattress TV spots are counterproductive advertising.I'd never buy anything from that fool.

viral advertising 

(Also known as viral marketing). Releasing a video or other creation in hopes that it will be widely forwarded and be beneficial for a product or service referenced in the creation. If the creation seems amateurish even though it was created by professionals paid by the organization that benefits from being referenced, the effort is known as "subviral".
A cartoon showing three bathroom stalls with balloons of the expressions "Butt", "Wipe", and "Errr" should be suspected of being viral marketing for Anhaeuser Busch.
viral advertising by Jesfine September 2, 2003
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