academic arousal

When one gets a boner or becomes horny when they get a good grade.

Bill proceeded to jack off in the bathroom after glancing at his 100 on his test. He was in the state of academic arousal.

by Mushroomhoues January 22, 2017

amateur pharmacist

A drug dealer, especially one who illegally deals prescription-only medications.

Person 1: Man, I'm out of xannies and oxy.
Person 2: Just call up the amateur pharmacist down the street!

by southland July 24, 2017

Academy Award Performance

A sarcastic award that is given to a soccer player that fakes an injury for sporting gain.

And you have got to say that Ronaldo has given the Academy Award Performance of the year with that injury.

by blashada October 15, 2017

Academic Vampire

An academic vampire is someone who forces others, via their position of authority, to produce work that they will then: 1. use with credit only to themselves and not to those who actually produced the work or 2. use to make themselves look more productive or prestigious to their chair, deans, other colleagues, etc.

That advisor is an academic vampire; she published the work her grad student and never gave the student credit. OR That supervisor had her graduate TA do all of her IRB and half of the data collection and never gave that TA any credit in the publication.

by Litchick09 October 22, 2017

Amateur-Biotic

A ‘probiotic aid’ that doesn’t work well for you; and others who expected immediate results.

I think my probiotic is actually an AMATEUR-BIOTIC because it has not worked well for my system.

by Major Thomas Randle September 19, 2018

Acteus

A Known Sex Pose Thats Is Used For The Anus

Yo that man did acteus on me my pussy is wet

by BootyPoundert44433 July 14, 2019

academic clickbait

When dumb scientists use their "smart papers" (ie: physicists with PhDs vs real engineers who actually develop progress) and use clickbait techniques in skewing searches with academic archives with intent of creating artificial interests for monetary/career/contrarian reasons.

Did u see the 1st picture of a black hole?
Yeah, too bad it's just academic clickbait as u cant take a picture of a black hole except for the gravitational effects surrounding the accretion disk... what suckers

by M.K.Ultra April 10, 2019