Your own individual attributes that make you, and define you as a tool. Every tool has there own essence, and varying degree of toolness that defines how big a tool he/she is.
Guy 1: "Hey man what do you think of Paul Teuttle Sr.?"
Guy 2: "I believe he exudes an extreme level of toolness, big- time. His pretentious handlebar mustache, teamed with his tight tanktops and roid'd up, tat'd up looking muscles, his losing personality, and the gay ass theme bikes he pays other people with skills to build for him, all contribute to his toolness."
Guy 2: "I believe he exudes an extreme level of toolness, big- time. His pretentious handlebar mustache, teamed with his tight tanktops and roid'd up, tat'd up looking muscles, his losing personality, and the gay ass theme bikes he pays other people with skills to build for him, all contribute to his toolness."
by jeffrotull87 February 10, 2012
Get the Toolness mug.A loser on Wikipedia or a Wiki who follows the Wikis rules so tightly, they are tools. Common traits are undoing your edits for no reason, claiming every source you present is "not reliable", and overall just being stupid.
by Wikiwikiwikiwikipedia June 17, 2010
Get the Wiki Tool mug.A game that F-18 Marine Ordnancemen made up to pass the time. It involves slapping, rubbing or poking a contestant’s ass with an unidentified tool from the tool pouch. Three guesses to name the tool. If you loose, you get the tool from to pouch or tool box jammed up your ass.
by Hi beams, Donkey boy October 8, 2008
Get the Name That Tool mug.a.) is someone who is so stupid that they can only serve at best a few failry simple tasks over and over again, and sucks at everything else. b.) Someone lacking intellegence.
(insert name here) your a tool.
by Scott Farrell November 14, 2005
Get the tool. mug.1.Someone who always seems to have the tool or object you need for any given situation.
2.Someone thats designated tool gopher on a constuction site,kinda like a beer bitch.
2.Someone thats designated tool gopher on a constuction site,kinda like a beer bitch.
"Howard must be a tool chicken because he just shit out a hammer when I needed it."
"Hey Ralph, be a good tool chicken and go get me a power drill."
"Hey Ralph, be a good tool chicken and go get me a power drill."
by dragonass98 March 14, 2006
Get the tool chicken mug.Real world examples of a tool
" Are you afraid of blizzard finding out your gay love/beastial pr0n??? I mean srsly... its not like your password and stuff is saved in your browsing history at all... let em check the browsing history all they want.. If you have nothing to hide than i think you have nothing to worry about.... I think you are noob anyways if you are using IE in first place."
"If it's for the greater good, why should you be worried about losing some privacy?"
" Are you afraid of blizzard finding out your gay love/beastial pr0n??? I mean srsly... its not like your password and stuff is saved in your browsing history at all... let em check the browsing history all they want.. If you have nothing to hide than i think you have nothing to worry about.... I think you are noob anyways if you are using IE in first place."
"If it's for the greater good, why should you be worried about losing some privacy?"
by Wootbeans November 26, 2006
Get the tool mug.A person who is more than a plain tool, or dick, but is equivalent to a bag of tools, or a sack full of dicks.
by Alex Parine June 5, 2004
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