Green mountain fudgesicle

When you take a shit and freeze it dunk it in maple syrup and fuck her right in the pussy.
Jeff took a shit in the snow bank came down to the sugar house needing some maple said Brenda wanted a green mountain fudgesicle.
by Gmp8927 September 19, 2023
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Mountain Meatball Stew

when somebody shits, pisses and ejaculates into a toilet before flushing.
When I was taking a dump, I decided to jerk off and turn into a beautiful mountain meatball stew.
by The one true turd May 28, 2015
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brokeback mountain boys

it means 2 guys that are friends that u suspect to be gay
jake and zac u guys r brokeback mountain boys
by killmeihavenolife September 23, 2007
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Shit Mountain Sundae

Go to a persons house when they are gone. Turn off the water to the toilet and flush until it's empty. Create a large pile of dung in the toilet, with your friends, leaving it unflushed as a huge dry surprise for that special somebody. Dispose of wipings in a bag and throw away to make it look like one giant unwiped yeti shit!!!
My brother, cousin, and I, took a post buffet shit in our buddy's toilet when he was out for his honeymoon and didn't flush. He'll get home and find a mountain of dried out shit in the throne so big it'll have to be removed manually!

The epic Shit Mountain Sundae!
by supershitmaster December 04, 2012
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The Itchy Mountain Men

Teen bluegrass band currently taking the world by storm, centered in the San Francisco Bay Area. Bluegrass, funk, rock, blues, jazz, whatever we want because we truly are that cool. Snuffy, Stretch, String Bean, Sweet Pea, and Slick. We kill it every time.
Last night I got dropped LSD and went to the Itchy Mountain Men show. They rocked the house, as always!
by satanta March 31, 2008
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Snow-Capped Mountains

Cum covered tits/boobs/nipples
if you cum on a girl's tits, you are "snow-capping" her "mountains"
by MGBIZZLE October 14, 2004
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Bear Mountain Beer

Ah, the glorious Bear Mountain: home to one of the best tasting beers man has tasted. That taste comes at a price, however. This delicious beer is heavily guarded by one of the most dangerous bear-infested mountains known to man. Make no mistake however, these are no ordinary bears: these are Bear Mountain bears making Bear Mountain Beer. Oh yes, the highly intelligent bears of Bear Mountain have passed the recipe of that sweet Bear Mountain Beer from generation to generation, resulting in the some of finest beer ever produced. For us humans to have the pleasure of consuming the Bear Mountain Beer, employees of Bear Mountain Beer International must take the risk of a lifetime: tackling the mountain in hopes of extracting some of that rich amber fluid. That alone is not the whole story though: you think the bears just make the beer? No! These are drunk angry bears that will stop at nothing to ensure the preservation of their life force. The one thing they hate more than not being drunk of their asses are human moochers harvesting their life's work. One has not lived a complete life unless they have had a nice long cold glass of Bear Mountain Beer.
"I just ordered a keg of Bear Mountain Beer. Now let's have a moment of silence for the poor workers who died in their quest for this delicious beer..."
by Lokokoko February 01, 2010
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