suck my willy!

joke, name to call a friend. this saying is not ment in a mean way, more playfull than anything! like if u say suck my willy, then i will reply with suck my weenis, my willys not for sucking if for F^&*King!

Suck my willy! Cameron! haha

suck my willy! by SUCK MY WILLI November 2, 2010

suck licker 

Insulting term ejaculated by my boss towards the driver of a vehicle on the other side of the road who suddenly lurched onto our side of the road just as we were passing. This shouted response took us both by surprise even more than the erratic driving of the offender. In hindsight we often marvel at the way this combination of words conveys the deep insult of phrases such as cocksucker and ass-licker, while technically implying only that the object of displeasure is capable both of sucking and licking (or really only of licking "sucks", whatever a "suck" is).

1. You suck licker!!

2. "John - do you remember how amusing it was that time you shouted out 'suck licker'?"
"Yes, I do"

suck licker by Doogle November 12, 2005

Suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe 

A cocksucker of such amazing talent that one believes she could suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe

Damn look at that hot bitch I bet she could suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe.

Suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe by Gonzopunch February 9, 2009

Suck My Sexy Love 

What a vampire transvestite says in order to get someone to allow them to bite, then suck blood while performing oral sex.

Tranny Dracula: "Suck my sexy love?"

Sickly Old Man: "You youngsters with your new-fangled language!"

*Tranny Dracula then performs oral, in turn taking the last of the old mans blood, from his cock*

*Old Man dies*

Suck My Sexy Love by Ookeay July 15, 2009

Suck Basil

A Nice Way Of Telling Someone To Suck Your Dick Or Vagina.

Also A Hidden Way Of Saying Someone or Something Is Lame.

Berta Took Me Into Wal-Mart And I Stated To Her Wal-Mart Sucked Basil.

Going To The Bar Sounds Like It Would Suck Basil This Friday.

That Kids Knock Off Bag Sucks Basil

Suck Basil by David Starz August 12, 2009

suck wake

The area immediately behind a vehicle driven by someone who sucks at driving. Those drivers in particular who are either not concentrating at the task of driving or are not capable of keeping up with the speed of the traffic around them. You are in their suck wake if you are the unfortunate person immediately behind them.

Is the opposite of the draft wake that occurs behind large trucks and speeding cars that gives you a boost in speed. The suck wake actually provides you with less speed and drags your speed down.

I was trapped in the suck wake of the car being driven by the multi-tasking executive who was talking on his cell phone and ignoring the fact that he was holding up all of the traffic behind him.

suck wake by Daily driver December 7, 2011

Suck a Teabag 

suck a teabag is an insult used when you want tell someone to piss off. it is extremely rude and will easily get rid of any nuisances.

oh my gosh go suck a teabag.
honestly go suck a tea bag your annoying me so much.

Suck a Teabag by phannysthiffer April 17, 2019