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Emo rangers

A disgrace to the original Power Rangers who were fiersome ninjas empowered by Zordon (a talking head in a crystal case) who gave them the ability to morph and to even up the score against the forces of evil (which varies depending on the series). The real Power Rangers were granted giant fighting robots called "Zords" that combine into a larger, more powerful Zord. The "Emo Rangers" however are given wussy outfits and less than threatening pansy robots. The original theme song was, in fact, done by a metal band to show the pure raw power and badassery versus the "moshing" variety of Emo rangers who sulk in a darkened corner kicking their legs slightly.
Power Rangers: "It's Morphin' time!"
Emo Rangers: "It's sulkin' time...."
Power Rangers engage in epic ninja battles with flashy explosions
Emo Rangers cry and smoke up.
Power Rangers morph into fierce animals.
Emo Rangers comb their hair and paint a bleeding heart on their face.
by Cesco October 2, 2006
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Ringer

When having sex with a girl that uses Nuvaring as contraception, the ring slips over your penis and is subsequently pulled out of the vagina. A real accomplishment.
John: Last night was nice.

Jane: Yeah you scored a ringer.

John: When were we playing horseshoes?

Jane: You pulled my Nuvaring out during sex.

John: Word. I win.
by Master Chef T April 7, 2010
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3rd Ranger Battalion

1. A realism unit for the game "Day of Defeat: Source", commanded by Captain Stornaiuolo. Unlike normal video game clans, the 3rd Ranger Battalion (3rd RB for short) uses realistic war stradegies and a realistic ranking system.

2. An actual real-life Ranger Battalion part of the 75th Ranger Regiment.
1. "Dude, I wanna join the 3rd Ranger Battalion because they stomped the 2nd SS in that last realism scrim!"

2. "Wow, the 3rd Rangers are hard core."
by Cpl. Cary Richelieu [3rd RB] December 28, 2007
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Power Ranger

A sometimes light jibe or slur from crusier riders towards sport bikers.Harley Davidson and metric riders both.Less so from the latter.The comment stems towards sportbike riders in full leathers,with or without any added colors on them in full racing leathers.
That damn "power ranger" made my Sportster look like it wasn't moving in 6th and he was only on one wheel.
by Jim Hexgrim October 18, 2008
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Bell ringer

a rare breed of gentlemen (the bellringers) who can drop schlong into a pint glass and achieve a thud on the bottom of the glass with their bell end.
Birdman's A champion bell ringer. He's capable of "touching base" on a yard of ale!
by afrolank June 3, 2016
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Ford Ranger

A Ford Ranger is a utility vehicle manufactured by Ford.

A Ford Ranger is often used to carry a tray full of dildos for their owners. Before buying a Ford Ranger a purchaser must hold 50ml of semen in their mouth while test driving the vehicle.
Hey Harold, I got to test drive a Ford Ranger and I loved it!
by Spooky8080 February 13, 2019
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rutgers

STD Capital of the world!!! 82%STD Rate
AHHH!!! It's Burning I think I caught it at Rutgers.
by faf September 16, 2006
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