The Onion

When someone has a big butt and you start to tear.

"Yo, that girl/guy got the onion! I'm tearing."

by J.L.A. March 2, 2015

Ass Onions

when attempting to penerate the anus of a lady friend or brokeback buddy, it is the crusty poo flakes that surround the enterance to said anus. As you thrust harder and harder past the many layers of the crusty poo flakes, they will cause a great discomfort that often results in an embarassing yelp, followed by a stream of tears.

Brad: oh man, last night i only got through half of Debra's ass onions before i had to pull out and wipe my tears in the bathroom.

by Dr. Richard Monroe April 2, 2007

onions

better than the word "killin'" and a synonym for the word "braume"; something/someone extremely cool. beyond words.

"whoa! that entire concert was ONIONS! let me buy a CD right now!"

by shwee-doo May 4, 2011

onion ring

The act of sitting above a person.. bare ass.. sealing your butt hole around their mouth and farting.

I hooked up with this nasty bitch last night and she was just begging me to onion ring her.... then we boofed

by Brant Boekleman March 24, 2008

Onision

Super cool guy that lots of people don't like lol

"Do you like onision?"
"no"
"Well, i do"

by CRONKHolly July 31, 2016

onio

acronym for "Old News Is Old"

Person 1: Check out this sweet picture of a cat riding a bicycle.
Person 2: onio

by nipterink March 22, 2012

Onion Bomb

A beer with an onion in it. Chug down the beer then eat the onion whole

Keegan did an onion bomb.

by Big C-dawg December 13, 2008