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ass lint

The lint/fuzz that collects in one's ass crack over a period of time. Composed of excess material from cheap boxers and loose ass/crack hair. Usually found in a tangled mass by itching one's ass crack.
John discovered a massive clump of ass lint buried deep in his ass crack, and flung it at Bryan while typing this.
by Bryan & John June 3, 2006
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Slack Lining

A business maneuver in which an employee continually sends insubordinate emails to his/her boss with the intent of embarrassment and or emasculation. Similar to the outdoor practice of slack lining it can be risky and carry with it the complete destruction of one's career.
John was really slack lining when he sent his boss an email with all the ways he had misinterpreted the sales data, luckily he copied the CEO on the email and his boss was later fired.
by Martin Kaan February 13, 2015
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Jack Link's

Jack Link's lets you feed your wild side.
by bigshow8891 July 18, 2006
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Link

The hero of the widely popular Legend of Zelda series. He is easily recognized by his trademark green tunic and pointed ears. His vocabulary is comprised of the words: HA, HYA, ARRRGH, and YARRRRGH.
Link set out to save Hyrule for the 5471576th time.
by Lit. December 26, 2007
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One Liner

A perfectly timed, short, witty remark. Used to put someone in their place, put someone down, make a humorous remark or observation, or to simply show the world how awesome you are.

The best One Liners make use of that wonderous language device the pun as well as sheer wit and good timing.

Commonly used by many great actors in action movies.
1) Arnold Schwarzenegger in Predator after getting someone with a thrown knife which stuck the man to the wall:

"Stick around!"

2) Arnold (again) in Commando after dangling Sully (one of the villians) off of a cliff and then letting him drop:

"What Happened to Sully?"
"I let him go."

3) John Wayne in The War Wagon after he and his partner shoot two bad guys at once:

partner: "Mine hit the ground first!"
John Wayne: "Mine was taller."
by Bythorsbeard January 19, 2005
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Connie Lingus

Joe is such a loser. He swears his new girlfriend's name is actually Connie Lingus.
by Jake in NYC December 28, 2005
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lindy

Adj. Something that is expected to have a long lifespan by virtue of having existed for a long time, based on the lindy effect, named for the New York restaurant Lindy's, coined by Albert Goldman and popularized by Nassim Taleb
cooking with fire is lindy
by ♥🗺☠ June 18, 2021
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