Keyboard Smash 

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person 2: oh i get it
person 1: yeah i just keyboard smashed

Keyboard Smash by Lacuna_Gizm0 December 5, 2016

keystone brownout

A rancid, liquid bowel movement after drinking too many Keystone (or Stones for short). Usually starts with a Questionable Fart or two, followed by rumbly in the ole tummy.

Then, the victim experiences a few convulsions, perhaps even a full blown seizure. Then all hell breaks loose, with a violent powerful ass blast with the consistency of Spackle or paint. The victim then angrily vows never to drink Stones again, but usually succumbs later on.

Gordon stopped by his apartment to get just a little taste of some crack. He quickly freebased a few hits, gobbled a few Loratabs, and slammed 16 Keystone light beers.

He was eagerly anticipating the toga party with hot co-eds. He changed into his white toga and went on his way. About halfway to the party, he experienced a Keystone Brownout in the car and had to terminate his plans.

keystone brownout by Jrubadub March 27, 2012

Jiggling Keys

When 2 men rug their crotches together in a scissoring manner; The male version of scissoring.

Bob: Have you seen Tom and Kevin?
Joe: I heard heavy yet sensual panting coming from the other room... They must be jiggling keys!

Jiggling Keys by DirtyDanTheHitMan September 4, 2015

Keyarah 

The most absolutely sweetest person you'd ever meet.

She's gotta smile like no other, and eyes as bright as the stars, times three. When she loves, she loves hard. She puts her all into making everyone around her happy... That she sometimes forgets about her own happiness too. Has personal struggles, self worth, and identity struggles here and there. But eventually you pull out! You make it through! You prove them ALL WRONG in the end. You are worth it. You will make you. You were meant to stand out... So stop trying to stand in.

"Keyarah, Strive to be the person you want to fall in love with"

Keyarah by Banks2016 December 28, 2013

Keyarra

A very sweet girl who is lovable and sweet, she can be very hyper butttt she can get into some trouble at sometimes but then knows her way around to not be introuble.

Your a keyarra

Keyarra by Names of people you may know December 23, 2016

Keyboard Freeze

When you play computer games so long that your fingers get frozen and/or you can't type properly. This can also mean that your keyboard isn't working.

Friend: Man you've been playing for 3 hours!
You: Yed I jknow
Friend: Dude what was that?
You: I havbe keyboard freeze.
Friend: Go take a break and do some exercise!

Keyboard Freeze by Armoured_Potato August 23, 2012

Keyz

A Muse. A Keeper of Secrets. A Gentleman or GentleLady. A best friend when you think no one cares. A beautiful Soul ahead of their time. Finding a Keyz is probably one of the most Life-Changing experiences ever. Always being the one to bring a room to Life. Keeping a heart of silver and a spoon of pure kindness and generosity, a Keyz is nothing more than proof that their is always someone who will have your back and support you. No matter what. A hard lover and a harder fighter, their loyalty and dedication is immeasurable. Impatient, yet quiet, a Keyz is the perfect person to talk to if you ever feel down. They have a swift yet subtle bite to their words. But it's worth every breath. Flawed with a curse of Confusion, Keyz can sometimes get lost in their own train of thought and forget about reality and play in their own realm. But at the end of the day, a Keyz will always Love unconditionally to whomever they come across. A Dreamer and Beauty at best. Also a Grammar Nazi.

They chick, Keyz, is crazy. Watch out for her ass. Forreal.

Keyz by zippoflipper February 21, 2015