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Helen Keller routine

To totally ignore someone by pretending you are deaf, dumb, and blind.
My boss called me into the office to chew me out, but I gave him the Helen Keller routine.
by Libertine October 3, 2005
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keli

Would be beautiful naked
Keli, you gotta show me them tittays girl!
by Someone February 15, 2005
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R-Kelly

Old nasty men, 20yrs of age or older, who drives around middle school campus after school, to look for pre-teens whores to pick up and have sexual intercourse for pleasure.
''R-kelly's like you desrve to go to Jail!''
by ballngm September 23, 2005
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kelly

the coolest person you will ever meet. may be irish or canadian but who the fuck cares cause canadians are pretty fucking sweet
Person 1:yo its kelly, she's awesome brah.
Person 2: yeah i know man. she's from canada!
by wait what?! February 11, 2008
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Kelly Clarkson

An extremity uttered in desperation when a man is having his chest hair waxed.
From The 40-Year-Old Virgin

Andy: having chest hair waxed YOOOOWW! NIPPLE FUCK! KELLY CLARKSON!
by Balfdor January 4, 2007
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Kelly Clarkson

The first American Idol winner, and also the only one who actually shows up in music videos and managed to be sucessful. Although, despite her singing ability, she only seems to sing a few rock songs that sound completely unlike the songs she sang on American Idol.
Kelly Clarkson is probably under contract to sing these songs.
by FlareNUKE October 1, 2006
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Kelli

Kelli. a girl who is super cute and nice. she has super long and wavy/ curly brown hair . she has pretty blue eyes ,and id always smiling. but when she is not . that mean something is seriously wrong. she is a bit kinky , although she is sweet and nice on the outside. when you get her alone , prepared to have you tied up and boned. she will rock your world. kelli is crazy in a good way. she is usually very curvy, not fat but not thin. she is thick. although a bit chubby , but its all good. she dresses up alot . and has very big eyelashes. she is smokin hot.
Dude you know kelli!
yeah the sweet one
man she totally tore me up last night
awesomee!!!
by Bongadong October 15, 2011
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