Old nasty men, 20yrs of age or older, who drives around middle school campus after school, to look for pre-teens whores to pick up and have sexual intercourse for pleasure.

''R-kelly's like you desrve to go to Jail!''

R-Kelly by ballngm September 23, 2005

R-Kelly

Pisser, to be pissed on.

Damn that bitch was giving me attitude, so i pulled an R-Kelly right on her new shoes and then in her mouth. That showed her.

R-Kelly by dddddddddddkkloy November 18, 2007

R-Kelly

A famous rapper who creates songs of no relevance to anything what-so-ever.

"Did you hear R-Kelly's new song 'Pregnant'? Like wtf dude?"

R-Kelly by fabcookie96 December 12, 2009

R Kelly

1. A amazingly good R&B singer with amazing vocals, but VERY perverted lyrics.

2. One who bumps and grinds into 14-17 year olds faces (18 years not as fun WITH consent )

3. One who is trapped in the closet (with teens under 18)

4. One who believes they can fly (Like in the song)

5. The new michael jordan CRYING MEME is R kelly

6. Bill Cosby's newest cellmate

7. A pirate and a pedophile = ARRRRRRRR KELLY

8. Despite all this he STILL is a good singer who helped develop the 1990's LOVE MAKING (OR if UNlucky baby making) music

9. Keith Sweats rival

10. AN amazing singer who was a big help in making the 1990's the golden age of R&B, but is now being hated on cause his history with accusations of sex with girls under 18.

NOTE: This written by 15 year old so sorry for unprofessionalism (But afterall this is URBAN dictionary man so what u expect) Thanks fo reading

R Kelly has the vocals of an angel and KEITH SWEAT, the pervertedness of BILL COSBY and JARED from subway.

R Kelly by IDKBARNEYLOVESU986 September 7, 2019

R Kelly

The process of pissing all over a girls face who is 14 years of age or younger for sexual arrousal and total domination... Similiar to a golden shower but with girls 14 years or younger.

The old man pulled an R Kelly on the 14 year olf girl.

R Kelly by calven March 19, 2003

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

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city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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