R-Kelly 

When a older person male is trying to get with someone female much much younger than they are.

My boy wana holla at u....how old is he??He's 22..Sorry but tell him to take his R-Kelly ass and go somwhere..i'm only 14.

R-Kelly by Vickey July 29, 2005

R-Kelly 

A word used to describe the act of urinating or excreting feces on another human..usually of the opposite sex.

Man I was watchin this freaky porno right,and this guy did a R-Kelly all over some chick.

R-Kelly by Bradiesel September 8, 2006

R-Kelly 

Old nasty men, 20yrs of age or older, who drives around middle school campus after school, to look for pre-teens whores to pick up and have sexual intercourse for pleasure.

''R-kelly's like you desrve to go to Jail!''

R-Kelly by ballngm September 23, 2005

R-Kelly 

Pisser, to be pissed on.

Damn that bitch was giving me attitude, so i pulled an R-Kelly right on her new shoes and then in her mouth. That showed her.

R-Kelly by dddddddddddkkloy November 18, 2007

R-Kelly 

A famous rapper who creates songs of no relevance to anything what-so-ever.

"Did you hear R-Kelly's new song 'Pregnant'? Like wtf dude?"

R-Kelly by fabcookie96 December 12, 2009

R Kelly 

1. A amazingly good R&B singer with amazing vocals, but VERY perverted lyrics.

2. One who bumps and grinds into 14-17 year olds faces (18 years not as fun WITH consent )

3. One who is trapped in the closet (with teens under 18)

4. One who believes they can fly (Like in the song)

5. The new michael jordan CRYING MEME is R kelly

6. Bill Cosby's newest cellmate

7. A pirate and a pedophile = ARRRRRRRR KELLY

8. Despite all this he STILL is a good singer who helped develop the 1990's LOVE MAKING (OR if UNlucky baby making) music

9. Keith Sweats rival

10. AN amazing singer who was a big help in making the 1990's the golden age of R&B, but is now being hated on cause his history with accusations of sex with girls under 18.

NOTE: This written by 15 year old so sorry for unprofessionalism (But afterall this is URBAN dictionary man so what u expect) Thanks fo reading

R Kelly has the vocals of an angel and KEITH SWEAT, the pervertedness of BILL COSBY and JARED from subway.

R Kelly by IDKBARNEYLOVESU986 September 7, 2019

R Kelly 

The process of pissing all over a girls face who is 14 years of age or younger for sexual arrousal and total domination... Similiar to a golden shower but with girls 14 years or younger.

The old man pulled an R Kelly on the 14 year olf girl.

R Kelly by calven March 19, 2003