The greasiest kid to ever live. They say he stole 16 laptops by squeazing through a 2 inch hole with his grease. He's also a squeaky midget. And also ugly. And a tramp.
1st person: look at that greasy ugly kid
2nd person: yeah hes a proper jason ampleford
most legendary stoner ever. plays jay in kevin smith's movies (jay's sidekick silent bob played by smith), most noteably clerks, and mallrats. hes an out and out legend.