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jizzfaced testicle flap 

When you bust a load of spunk on a girls face that makes her temporarily blind and sucks ur nutsack
Mrs. Nanners loves the jizzfaced testicle flap

Flap Slapping 

A sexual act performed by lesbians. This action requires the women to lock arms while sitting up facing each other and pulling each other in and out simultaneously, slapping their vagina's together. This position was born in France during the French Revolution, a time when woman rights we're becoming a cause for concern. It is an official pain Olympic sport.
On the seventh day, God rested while watching two young women Flap Slapping on his behalf. God was aroused by this act of Flap Slapping

Pig - Flap 

A flap in scaffolding or other building materials, which is perfectly proportioned to fit a pig through.
Person A: Hey look at that hole in the scaffolding. You could totally fit a pig through it.

Person B: It's like a Pig - Flap or something.

Person A: Yeah, for a pig called Henry.
Pig - Flap by A. WB March 25, 2009

Fapsturbation 

To masturbate vigorously enough for it to be clearly audible to anyone in the vicinity.
Josh: Were you just playing with a paddle ball?
Ray: No, that was the sweet sound of Fapsturbation.
Fapsturbation by Faghat July 29, 2012

Dust Flap 

Having not had sex in so long, the vagina has started to sag and collect dust.
I bet your grandma has a dust flap.
Dust Flap by SilentDarkness June 10, 2011

mud flap clap 

A woman gyrating her lower body in order to induce a clapping sound from her labia majors. Some women increase their ability to generate the mud flap clap by piercing or otherwise attaching weights to the area.
Just listen to Jen’s meat curtains and their mud flap clap.
mud flap clap by Jefe447 December 31, 2017