cold one

Alcohol, especially beer.

"I'm gonna take a leak and maybe grab a cold one at the bar..."
-Franky "The Bat" Niagra, Max Payne

by Dave May 15, 2004

Cold Goo

When a guy masturbates but doesn't clean up. Then it starts to get cold. Usually happens in a bed.

"Last night I was watching Ass Fuck #9 and Jacked off, and the I slept in my cold goo."

"Dude, you are fucked!"

by Joe Archer January 2, 2006

cold one

A cold one. It's a cold beer (Or the "Kid's cold one" Which is a soft drink).

The oneitude it directly equal to the colditude. So the colder it is, the more of a one it is. And you don't want to be left with a warm none.

The Coach Z:"Where was your hat, Homestar?"
Homestar:"Between the milk and the cold ones"

by Psy January 5, 2005

cold sore

The polite word people use when they try and tell someone that they have Herpes

"I was wiping my ass the other day and I found a cold sore right in the crack"

by Jersey January 29, 2003

DAS COLD

something harsh or unfortunate...created by Mr Amazin

Dave said he fucked your MA
Man DAS COLD

by Kwet1235 December 5, 2010

cold beverage

A cold, alchoholic beverage(i.e. beer).

I'm gonna have me some cold beverages tonight!

by N3cr0n0mIV October 18, 2003

Cold Soldier

(noun)The half-erection one gets when it is cold or when experiencing erectile dysfunction. Resembling a slumped, freezing soldier hiding in a trench.

"All day she gave me the cold shoulder. But later on, she started warming up to me. However, all I could give her was the cold soldier."

by Alco4real December 1, 2009