A clam biscuit is pipe or a bong bowl filled with marijuana that has been burned down to its last hit.
by Nick Tindall April 25, 2006
Get the CLAM BISCUITmug. Zam Clam: is the term used, for when a cheesy joke is inserted at the end of a conversation, and everyone involved laughs. often seen at the end of my 80's sitcoms and cartoons.
The origin of the Zam Clam goes as far back as awkward silences have ended conversations. The actual term begins with Kris Straub and Scott kurtz inventing it in their Daily podcast; "The Daily Affirmation" episode number 11
The origin of the Zam Clam goes as far back as awkward silences have ended conversations. The actual term begins with Kris Straub and Scott kurtz inventing it in their Daily podcast; "The Daily Affirmation" episode number 11
The band of superheros just finished defeating their arch nemesis, the "BARBER" who is made entirely out of scissors
and as they watch the police haul off their captive, one hero exclaims "Well, that was a "Hair Raising" experience."
Everyone Laughs, role credits.
When used by Kris and Scott, one will make the cheesy joke and they will both laugh followed by nonsensical words i.e. (ha ha bling pow wiz blort Zam Clam. all of this was shortened to the term Zam Clam.
and as they watch the police haul off their captive, one hero exclaims "Well, that was a "Hair Raising" experience."
Everyone Laughs, role credits.
When used by Kris and Scott, one will make the cheesy joke and they will both laugh followed by nonsensical words i.e. (ha ha bling pow wiz blort Zam Clam. all of this was shortened to the term Zam Clam.
by statikpunk July 9, 2007
Get the zam clammug. See Dutch Oven and Queef. Similar to the Dutch oven however it can only be done by a woman. The woman queefs under the covers and pulls them over her bedmate's head to keep them trapped in the stink.
Did you see my youtube video of me doing a crazy Clam Bake my boyfriend? For some reason he is no longer returning my phone calls....
by Mr. Jinchao September 21, 2010
Get the Clam Bakemug. by t January 3, 2004
Get the panty clammug. by Bob Barker May 29, 2003
Get the ass clammug. After excessive use of cocaine, you find yourself in a huge pile of dirty laundry, trying to blend yourself in with it with your forearms crossing your face because you are beyond paranoid and think that the police are coming to get you! You unlock your forearms like a clam opening its shell to peep out to check for the police then close them to re-blend yourself into your pile of dirty laundry! See also "peeper"!
Dawg #1: Walks into Dawg #2's nasty ass apartment, "Yo,you here"? (no answer). Dawg walks around in the nastiness of the house!
Dawg #2: "Yo"! Dawg #1 hear's Dawg #2's voice but can't find him. Suddenly the pile of dirty laundry begins to move.
Dawg #1: "What the hell! You look like a clam peeping out of its shell, you wigged out clam peeper"!
Dawg #2: "Fuck off man, the cops are coming for me"!
Dawg #1: "You're really fucked up man. Get your ass outta that pile of dirty laundry. You have a pair of skidded underwear wrapped around your face"!
Dawg #2: "Nah, really man the cops are coming for me"!
Dawg #1: "I'm outta here"!
Dawg #2: "Yo"! Dawg #1 hear's Dawg #2's voice but can't find him. Suddenly the pile of dirty laundry begins to move.
Dawg #1: "What the hell! You look like a clam peeping out of its shell, you wigged out clam peeper"!
Dawg #2: "Fuck off man, the cops are coming for me"!
Dawg #1: "You're really fucked up man. Get your ass outta that pile of dirty laundry. You have a pair of skidded underwear wrapped around your face"!
Dawg #2: "Nah, really man the cops are coming for me"!
Dawg #1: "I'm outta here"!
by Dee N. Wyatt March 12, 2007
Get the clam peepermug. The creamy white discharge of cum and lubricants release from a woman's vagina after a bout of good sex.
by Capt Beyke October 24, 2018
Get the clam jammug.