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Albortion

An Albertan that developed past the fetus stage. Easily recognized by the diesel smoke pouring out of their big trucks or little penises.. Most are uneducated which explains their ignorance while driving a vehicle...
Just about got into an accident because that Albortion ran a red light !!!!
by Lysytsya7 February 7, 2022
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alertomuzik

Expression used during a conversation when you find a song worth the share.
Emy : 🚨🚨🚨 ALERTOMUZIK 🚨🚨🚨
loïse : ?
Emy : check out this song of *artist's name* !!
Héloïse : OMG IT'S SO GOOD !!!!
by eloise.with.a.h February 18, 2022
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amberturded

ADJECTIVE

A condition of being successfully duped, deceived, and tricked big time. I mean BIG TIME.

Origin:

Early 21st century; inspired by the dire condition suffered by certain gullible surface-dwelling mortals, mostly men, after being totally duped by a mythical underwater monster of the Atlantis that was a master of deception.
Examples:
“She slept with another man on your marital bed. You’ve been amberturded, bro!"

“That tabloid’s editor was totally amberturded into publishing an untrue and malicious story which damaged a good person's life .”

“She promised to give the entire money away to charity, but then, of course, some sucker would be amberturded into buying her story.”

"I thought I met the woman of my dream, but she turned out to be the worst type of female you could ever end up with. Emotionally and physically abusive, manipulative, materialistic, unfaithful... I've been amberturded, man!"
by BarbossasPeriwig May 11, 2022
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Alber

One of the coolest people on this planet. Everyone looks up to him. He's the most attractive person, has the best hair. Gets all the women and has so much rizz. Great at all sports and is academically smart.
Random person: I wish i could be more like Alber
by NotAlber December 19, 2022
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Soiler Alert

The act of letting people around you know that you are about to shit your pants.
Hey guys, Major soiler alert coming!
by Dillon Conner July 9, 2011
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Cougar Alert

This phrase can be best defined as the spotting of a Cougar. A cougar is essentially an older women, who is on the prowl for a much younger, energetic, and better looking male.
Cougar Alert! Look at Demi Lovato, she is dating someone half her age.
by Alert! May 10, 2014
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Twerk Alert

An indication that when a vibrating booty is so powerful during a twerk session, it sends out twerk singles to the male species.
TWERK ALERT! TWERK ALERT! TWERK ALERT!
by ciabear August 8, 2015
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