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amberturded 

ADJECTIVE

A condition of being successfully duped, deceived, and tricked big time. I mean BIG TIME.

Origin:

Early 21st century; inspired by the dire condition suffered by certain gullible surface-dwelling mortals, mostly men, after being totally duped by a mythical underwater monster of the Atlantis that was a master of deception.
Examples:
“She slept with another man on your marital bed. You’ve been amberturded, bro!"

“That tabloid’s editor was totally amberturded into publishing an untrue and malicious story which damaged a good person's life .”

“She promised to give the entire money away to charity, but then, of course, some sucker would be amberturded into buying her story.”

"I thought I met the woman of my dream, but she turned out to be the worst type of female you could ever end up with. Emotionally and physically abusive, manipulative, materialistic, unfaithful... I've been amberturded, man!"
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Amber turded

the act of shitting a turd/solid fecal matter onto the bed of your boyfriend/spouse like actress Amber Heard.
"My girlfriend just Amber turded onto my bed."
"Kevin broke up with his ex after she Amber turded onto his bed a couple weeks ago."

Amber turded

(verb) used to describe taking a giant SHIT on you boyfriends/spouses side of the bed when he has done something wrong. or you just feel like being a huge bitch.
I'm going to Amber turded on your bed because you called me a bitch
how about I Amber turded on your bed if you don't give me everything I want NOW

I'm going to Amber turded on your bed because I severed your finger off with a bottle
Amber turded by amber turd May 17, 2022

Amberturd 

A small brain person who fired a hero
Amberturd: Johnny Depp should be fired

Wb:Alright

Wb:fires Depp

Internet: So you have chosen death

AmberHearding / AmberTurd 

Shitting the bed out of spite.
- N/V/A
also: AmberTurd/AmberTurding
AmberHearding / AmberTurding

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"I was late to her birthday party, so she left a huge, smelly AmberHeard (or simply Heard, or AmberTurd) all over the new sheets!"
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"In a fit of furry she squatted over the pillow, and began AmberHearding (or simply Hearding, or AmberHearding) all over the place."

Amber turded

When a very hot girl/woman drops a turd on your side of the bed then takes you to court.
Yeah hello? Police? Uh , I just got “ amber turded” I think it’s from my soon to be ex-wife!
Amber turded by The Double E August 17, 2023

Amberturd 

An activity of discharging fecal matter on the bed of a partner.
He was so annoying that I had to amberturd on his side.
Amberturd by WisdomQuo May 19, 2022
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