When you get so drunk, you don't remember your own name, so people call you Alber.
S: Hey Katie, it's time to go home.
K: Who the fuck is Katie?! I'm ALBER!
S: Okay Alber...we have to go home.
A: Just pick me up later.
S: ...awww fuck.
by faudrook March 19, 2009
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Alberic is a very smart guy, he is kind and loving and is good at sports.
Wow he calculated that! That’s definitely an Alberic.
by Happyschnappy November 04, 2018
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A term referencing disgust, anger, or frustration. Can be used instead of Fuck, Shit, or other expletives. Is a good substitution for swearing, especially around children.
The Patriots lost the Super Bowl? Dammit Albers!

I'm getting laid off? Albers!
by Y! Dirty Bomb July 14, 2009
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a legendary half cat half girl that is said to stalk the streets asking sex ed questions from its victims. its signature calls are meow and meerr and recently GURP! IF U SEE THIS DEADLY CREATURE BE WARNED IT IS VEEERRRY DANGEROUS!
that alber asked me what a clit was! i barely survived!
by Auby April 16, 2008
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The type of guy to send you to camp.
Go to the camp dude!
Bro, you're being such a Christian Alber, but I'm already going. Gonna be so clean after that shower.
by Tigerballz December 12, 2018
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to rek someone so hard that you almost can't express it in words. almost.
to alber someone (verb):

- damn son, you just got albered.
- don't make me alber you
by university of princeton October 13, 2015
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