Alber

When you get so drunk, you don't remember your own name, so people call you Alber.

S: Hey Katie, it's time to go home.
K: Who the fuck is Katie?! I'm ALBER!
S: Okay Alber...we have to go home.
A: Just pick me up later.
S: ...awww fuck.

by faudrook March 19, 2009

Alber

One of the coolest people on this planet. Everyone looks up to him. He's the most attractive person, has the best hair. Gets all the women and has so much rizz. Great at all sports and is academically smart.

Random person: I wish i could be more like Alber

by NotAlber December 19, 2022

alberic

Alberic is a very smart guy, he is kind and loving and is good at sports.

Wow he calculated that! That’s definitely an Alberic.

by Happyschnappy November 04, 2018

Albers!

A term referencing disgust, anger, or frustration. Can be used instead of Fuck, Shit, or other expletives. Is a good substitution for swearing, especially around children.

The Patriots lost the Super Bowl? Dammit Albers!

I'm getting laid off? Albers!

by Y! Dirty Bomb July 14, 2009

alber

a legendary half cat half girl that is said to stalk the streets asking sex ed questions from its victims. its signature calls are meow and meerr and recently GURP! IF U SEE THIS DEADLY CREATURE BE WARNED IT IS VEEERRRY DANGEROUS!

that alber asked me what a clit was! i barely survived!

by Auby April 16, 2008

to alber someone

to rek someone so hard that you almost can't express it in words. almost.

to alber someone (verb):

- damn son, you just got albered.
- don't make me alber you

by university of princeton October 13, 2015

Christian Alber

The type of guy to send you to camp.

Go to the camp dude!
Bro, you're being such a Christian Alber, but I'm already going. Gonna be so clean after that shower.

by Tigerballz December 13, 2018