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When you get so drunk, you don't remember your own name, so people call you Alber.
S: Hey Katie, it's time to go home.
K: Who the fuck is Katie?! I'm ALBER!
S: Okay Alber...we have to go home.
A: Just pick me up later.
S: ...awww fuck.
by faudrook March 19, 2009
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A casual invitation / threat used by an individual that is not afraid of fucking someone up.
PAUL: I'm going to beat your ass.

JACK: Fuck around and find out, fool!
by NX STARCHILD October 16, 2020
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A term referencing disgust, anger, or frustration. Can be used instead of Fuck, Shit, or other expletives. Is a good substitution for swearing, especially around children.
The Patriots lost the Super Bowl? Dammit Albers!

I'm getting laid off? Albers!
by Y! Dirty Bomb July 14, 2009
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a legendary half cat half girl that is said to stalk the streets asking sex ed questions from its victims. its signature calls are meow and meerr and recently GURP! IF U SEE THIS DEADLY CREATURE BE WARNED IT IS VEEERRRY DANGEROUS!
that alber asked me what a clit was! i barely survived!
by Auby April 16, 2008
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