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Jacob Weibel

Jeffy and Mattyb lover. Also loves mahtomedi girls and motts
Jacob weibel has three mahtomedi girls as his top three best friends
by Skis do rn January 22, 2020
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Pussy Weasel

A term for a male penis. Defined as a long, slender, aggressive creature that likes to bury itself in a tight warm hole.
Chris McCallion from Hull, Massachusetts couldn’t control his Pussy Weasel after he unzipped his jeans, Sarah Sullivan from Cohasset, Massachusetts was excited after Chris’s Pussy Weasel found refuge in her tight warm hole.
by Duckdog39 October 18, 2019
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cock weasel

Someone who is both cocky and arrogant, and will weasel his way into your circle of trust and then turn on you with insider information that is used against you when the time permits in order to advance his or her career.
That FNG Nujad we just hired is such a cock weasel, he will screw the rest of us over in heartbeat just to get a raise and impress the boss because he is insecure and talentless.
by Vaimaster7 February 19, 2020
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Chicken weasel

Basically a way of calling someone a double wimp. They’re a chicken and a small inferior weasel, they’re a chicken weasel and they’re a coward.
Girl one: gosh I’m to scared I don’t think I do it.
Girl two: gosh don’t be such a chicken weasel.
by Chicken weasel February 28, 2020
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Cock weasel

A guy that nuts in you and tries to be sneaky about it or guy that notoriously gets women pregnant.
That little cock weasel thought he was going to be slick and nut in me
by Whyme92 June 24, 2020
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skater weasel

A skater weasel is a teenage male who’s thin, wears tight athletic pants, skater sneaks, various hairstyles (sometimes dyed an unusual color) carries a skateboard or drives a small Japanese car often with loud muffler, works at a fast-food restaurant, does landscaping, a convenience store, etc. often still in high school. Often seen in groups of 2-3 similar guys.
There’s that skater weasel Jonah carrying the skateboard he ‘borrowed’ from my friend at school.
by NavyTown September 13, 2020
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Water Weasel

When a man, postmortem, usually as a result of heart failure, has fluid built up (edema) in the genitals that makes arterial embalming difficult.
Look at the water weasel on this guy. The hospital must have been pumpin' his ass full of fluids.
by Morty_the_Mortician September 16, 2020
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