billy’s fish

the guarantee of copious volumes of free merchandise that never ever materialises
Billy: “Hey George, I’m starting at Campbell’s next week, I’ll be able to get you a freezer-full of fish”

20 years later

Jake: “George, did you get billy’s fish”?

George: “Absolutely fuck all, not even a fucking prawn. Freezer is still full of air
by templegate March 18, 2023
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billy bucklehead

Someone that is slow, goofy, borderline stupid.
Linda often referred to Brandon as being Billy Bucklehead.
by Bezerka February 19, 2018
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Sittin’ Billy

Verb: the act of two people sitting together side-by-side in public, usually in a booth setting, instead of customarily sitting across from one another; suggests closeness or intimacy
1. Check out that cute couple sittin’ billy in the corner.
2. Do you want to face each other or are we sittin’ billy?
by DrJaction October 12, 2022
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Taco Billy

A store that restaurant that sells tacos in Asheville, North Carolina. Can also be a club to show support for the restaurant and can be used as a “Taco Billyver”.
Can we go to Taco Billy’s today? There salsa is soooo good.
by Karge y Marge October 04, 2018
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Billy the Simp

Absolute simp. Likes short midgets and pink haired gamer girls. Will do anything for the girl he's simping for, and will jump off a cliff just for toe pics. He loves nothing more than licking toes and underage midgets.
"Fuck me, Bill is such a simp, call him Billy the Simp"
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billy gertrude

a man with a unibrow, mustache, and a slight beard, usually married to a women (maybe a rock if he has to) whose name also starts with the initial B, for ex: bethany. billy gertrude always makes everyone in the room laugh, even though his unibrow, mustache, and beard are false lashes. hes also short.
billy gertrude’s wedding is next sunday
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billy better

The complete opposite of "really better"!!!

When somebody does a job for you and it sucks and is far from what u asked for,or what it should be....
Her: I need to get my car painted its lookin rough
Friend: I know a guy that can hook you up he won't give you a billy better job either!it will be the best you ever seen!
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