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Turkey Day 

A celebration of the one good moment Americans had with Indians. Now, a commercial excuse for obese people to stuff food inside of other food.
Thanksgiving is like telling a date rape victim to just focus on the dinner and movie earlier that evening.
Turkey Day by Turkey Guy November 27, 2003

Turkey's neck 

Description of female gentalia where the labia is overly protruding. So used because of the resemblence to the pink/red flaps that stick out of a turkey's neck.

Antonym: Clam
"It was all going swimmingly well until I pulled down her knickers and saw her turkey's neck."
jamie is a turkey, cuz i stuffed the fuck outa her
turkey by sanata soniltina May 5, 2006

turkey breast

a fat male with huge breasts
layhes got huge turkey breasts
turkey breast by karl06 May 18, 2006

Turkey Gobbler

To grab or pinch ones fat under their chin, pull it down, and wiggle it.
John can't stand the extreme pain when he gets a turkey gobbler from Bubba.

Turkey Curtains 

When a girls vaginal lips hang out of her inner socket..They dangle down like a thinly sliced peice of turkey.
When a skank gets bang to hard or to often this can happen.. It doesn't usually recess immediatly until a few months down the road...

That stripper has turkey curtains..hahaha
Turkey Curtains by greek1 May 30, 2006