triangle of love

When you smoke some weed with yourself and 2 other people (3 people, hence the triangle). Just 3 heads, not too little or too many.

Triangle of love tonight my homey?

by dickforex January 5, 2008

Triangle material

A person or thing that is so downright stupid and incompetent that say in the context of starting a band would be placed on either a gong or most likely a triangle; as can be seen in Blackadder goes Forth, during the intro Baldrick chimes a triangle with all the look of a genial miracle worker on his face.

Call her Mindy: So, are you asking Rick to the prom

Call her Samantha: Minds, please. Sure he's hot but the conversation would sink to a dry desert swell within seconds.

Mindy: But the body, oh the body...

Samantha:... and what about it, bitch get in pecking order. You shadow me, got it? Besides, I may even choose this triangle material as my choice before the night is through yet, let's just see.

Mindy: Sure Sam, sure... gee do you think he's got a purdy lookin' packet of meat -

Samantha: - minds, this is the 80s, as if. Can you imagine a guy even offering me that kind of thing, even if he is a baboon who does nothing but jack off in front of the mirror all day... yeah he tells me these things, he finds them quite intriguing. You know what, you take him... when you put two dummys together you're sure to end up with two very quiet mouths, and I'd pay hard coinage - cash Minds - to have you two shut up for just a nanosecond.

by Robert Head December 9, 2008

Triangle Timeout Syndrome

A disorder that occurs in those who are unable to choose between two people of the opposite sex to date in fear of hurting the one they did not choose. As a result, the person will wait until the opportunity passes on both potential dates and remain single.

Drinker: Man I like both girls and they both like me, but I don't know who to ask out. I don't want to hurt the feelings of either one so I'm not going to bother with it and just stay as an acquaintance.

Bartender: Dude, you got triangle timeout syndrome.

by Konkakonka April 1, 2011

Strangle moment

A "strangle moment" is common when there are people talking in groups. The idea of a strangle moment is that one person "want's" to strangle another person for repeating something that has already been repeated and therefore, instead of strangling the repeatarded person, says "strangle moment".

person 1: I hate when people says "fuck SWAG". We should come up with something called fuck fuck SWAG

person 2: yea, fuck fuck SWAG

person 3: exactly, fuck fuck SWAG

(Thats when the fourth person comes in and says, or thinks for him or herself "strangle moment" ( >>>new word repeatarded <<<)

by zannzinar December 18, 2012

Triangle worshipper

A derogatory term for a trinitrian Christian

All these triangle worshippers really piss me off!

by tory borty October 30, 2012

Strangle bang

When you want to strangle someone but also bang them (not at the same time).

I would totally strangle bang my baby daddy.

by Petco Nuts are awesome April 18, 2014

triangle of desirability

When 3 people are intertwined in a complex, equal state of attraction. A concept 1st mooted at the Johnson School Economics (APE)). often represented in a Venn Diagram

Chingle is the apex of a triangle of desirability

by profanosaurus November 16, 2014