Seaver

(noun) A person whose dick is so small because 3/4 of his penis is shoved into his personality.

(verb) "Seavered" Being creeped on by a person whose intention is to get laid.

"He is SUCH a Seaver!"

"Be careful at the frat party tonight, don't get Seavered!

by @@@victum#4004 November 22, 2013

San Diego Soft Serve

This is when a man pulls out after having intercourse in someone (the recipient) from behind. As he climaxes he shoots his load on the recipients back and places his mouth below the recipient as that individual stands up and lets the load drip into back into load shooter mouth.

He wasn't sure it would be very tasty but he seem to like it when she fed him a San Diego Soft Serve.

by bigdamo94 September 14, 2008

severious

From "severe" and "serious". Important, acute, and/or demanding prompt attention.

We got some severious problems developing at work.

Ive got the most severious headache right now.

by Nick Sangia March 26, 2003

get served

1. Act like a dick and get what you got coming.
2. Fall on a trick in skateboarding

1. Yeah, dat bitch got served.

2. He hit the lip and got fuckin served.

by jack February 8, 2003

Selver

Pretty chill guy. Taurus. Hates annoying people. Loves nukes and weapons of mass destruction.

That's Selver. He's my buddeh.

by Selver December 22, 2009

Self Serve

The process of using a Self-service check out lane in order to keep a strange purchase secret

guy1: dude i need to shave my ass

guy2: nah dude go self serve some nair its better

by blackid April 20, 2008

Severus Snape

See Butt Trumpet

Severus Snape is such a butt trumpet.

by Mrs Darren Criss April 13, 2011