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Socceritis

The disease that makes you want to play soccer/football.

Usually acquired after a period of time of not smelling the grass on the pitch or your own soccer boots.
I caught Socceritis this weekend, so I played soccer the whole time
by Soccer4ever December 21, 2008
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Sorceress

A female, superior being that is able to cast spells and perform other acts of magic, such as controlling water, fire, or wind; or being able to transform the state or natural being of things, objects, or people.
Sometimes I think that lady next door must be a sorceress with all her black cats she has around. She must have twenty of them!
by Strawberry Pterodactyls August 16, 2018
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Soccergasm

When people who are obsessed with soccer make noises while watching the sport or doing something related to soccer make noises like they had an orgasm. It can range from "Oh, oh, oh. AH!" to "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
Person 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!I GOT RONALDO!!!!

Person 2: Dude, that was a massive soccergasm.
by ClickForYaoi February 23, 2015
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sorcerer hit

A pea sized amount of marijuana with a bit of hash pressed into it. For use with the knife hit technique.
That sorcerer hit got gbo ripped!
by Dj Geeb June 21, 2010
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sococer

a realy crapy way of spelling soccer or to you crazy british dunces football
hey jim want to play sococer
jim no you fucking idiot it spelled soccer or football
by i am d@v!d May 7, 2021
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Super Socker

-I was jerking off yesterday and I didn't have a tissue, so I did a Super Socker.
by Rodkor April 2, 2015
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Sorcerer

A sorcerer is a wizard without a hat.
Dr. Strange is a sorcerer.
by JocieLD May 28, 2021
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