cushion rule

The rule that there may be only one male per cushion on a couch. There is no limit to the number of females.

Hey man, can I pop a squat?

Nah man, we'd break the cushion rule.

by Adambom42 May 3, 2019

Rule 524

If it exists, someone built it in Minecraft.

Friend 1: Hey, I want to build (unique thing).
Friend 2: Rule 524 means its already done.

by pRomethiu5 June 24, 2019

rule 0 of the internet

Ask for none, and you shall recieve all.

In other words, if someone explicitly says they don't like something or don't want to see something, that's all they'll see for an extended period of time. Examples include the Harambe meme, Ligma, and Philip Defranco being called "daddy".

YouTube commenter 1: Here's 10 dollars for you, daddy

Philip Defranco: Thanks, but please don't call me "daddy".

*YouTube comments proceed to call him daddy for entire livestream and beyond*

Another commenter: Phil, you broke rule 0 of the internet. What have you done?

by akuwardmoments August 21, 2019

Rule 91

If a trap remix of a song does not exist, make one. See Rule 90

Dude 1: "Hey there's no trap remix of this song!"
Dude 2: "Rule 91 dude."
Dude 1: "I should get to work then."

by Intergalactic crackwhore July 9, 2020

Midori Rule

The Midori Rule (named after Sou Hiyori, or Midori, from the hit game Your Turn To Die) is a policy applying to fictional characters, where if you find them physically attractive but they're personality is disgusting or they've done something unforgivable. The rule dictates that said character can hit it once, and then you will kill them.

Person A: I really hate this character. They don't deserve redemption, killing those orphans is unforgivable.

Person B: but they're attractive..

Person A: Yeah but they're a piece of shit

Person B: I plead the Midori Rule

by catb0y0uma November 4, 2020

Rule 55

You cant do it!

Rule 55! you cant do it!

by TrotskysRevenge December 6, 2020

rule 274

Josh's and Trinitys have to fuck.

No exeptions.

Trinity: what's your name
Josh: josh.
Trinity: rule 274. Fuck me.

by Sonicwave.exe May 17, 2021