Sonicwave.exe's definitions

rule 690

This rule enforces the law of no simping. If you dont know what simping is, get a fucking life. WHO RAISED YOU?!?!?!

1: MAN, THIS GIRL IS SO HOT, I LIKE HER...
2:RULE 690 MAN!

by Sonicwave.exe May 3, 2021

Rule 500 and 0

What does 500 and 0 make?
*mind blown*

Girl: what?
Boy: rule 500 and 0?
Girl: oh...

by Sonicwave.exe May 11, 2021

rule 210

If it exists, it has a racist opposite.

White guy: Man, white people are the best!
Black guy: No they not nigga. Rule 210.

by Sonicwave.exe May 10, 2021

The Miller rule

If you are in a science class and you are doing model rockets, you have to fuck up your rocket the most you can.

Boy: I just created a spiderman rocket!
Sped man: I created an intercontinental ballistic missile from the Soviet Union. This is the Miller rule.

by Sonicwave.exe May 11, 2021

rule 2121

You cannot talk about COVID-19, the flu, Ebola, or any heart disease in tinder.

User: I would post a nude video today, but COVID-19 is hitting hard...
Follower: Rule 2121
User: ...

by Sonicwave.exe May 10, 2021

Rule -5

If you find this specific rule #, you are now being watched by the FBI. In order to not be taken away, you must follow rules 1-1000 for at least 2 years.

NO EXEPTIONS.

Man: there's a rule -5 on here?
*knock knock* FBI OPEN UP!!!!

by Sonicwave.exe May 18, 2021

rule 360

If a 15-year-old girl or older is wearing shorts or pants that show off their ass, you have permission to drop kick them.

Girl 1: OOH! I love your shorts! SO CUTE!
Girl 2: I know! It shows off my bubble ass very well *shakes it*
Boy: RULE 360!!!!!! *kicks her ass outta there*

by Sonicwave.exe May 10, 2021