Sonicwave.exe's definitions

Rule -3

There can be only one man in an entire school that doesn't love ANYONE. Absolutely no one.

Boy: Love is overrated!
Boy 2: didn't someone else say that?
Boy: Uh...no!
Boy 3: Rule -3, bitch.

by Sonicwave.exe May 11, 2021

rule -2

Other definitions of rules dont count if it is not the first rule defined on the urban dictionary.

Girl: I found a funny definition for rule 34!
Boy: what page is it on?
Girl: the very last page!
Boy: rule -2

by Sonicwave.exe May 11, 2021

Rule 158

Because Trinity said so. It's her rule.

Boy: why does this rule exist?
Trinity: because I said so. Rule 158

by Sonicwave.exe May 11, 2021

rule 210

If it exists, it has a racist opposite.

White guy: Man, white people are the best!
Black guy: No they not nigga. Rule 210.

by Sonicwave.exe May 10, 2021

The Miller rule

If you are in a science class and you are doing model rockets, you have to fuck up your rocket the most you can.

Boy: I just created a spiderman rocket!
Sped man: I created an intercontinental ballistic missile from the Soviet Union. This is the Miller rule.

by Sonicwave.exe May 11, 2021

rule 164

If two friends of opposite genders are bored for over 5 minutes, they must engage in sexual intercourse.

No exeptions.

Girl: I'm bored. How long has it been?
Boy: 6 minutes.
Girl: rule 164. wanna fuck?

by Sonicwave.exe May 17, 2021

Rule 500 and 0

What does 500 and 0 make?
*mind blown*

Girl: what?
Boy: rule 500 and 0?
Girl: oh...

by Sonicwave.exe May 11, 2021