Romancing the chicken

When you are left alone and have ample time to slowly, methodically, and lovingly rub one out.

Bill' gf Fran was going to be out for a few hours, so what better way to spend the time than romancing the chicken?

by timmyhidthebodies June 5, 2017

Roman Special

A sexual act in which five guys fuck a girl who is pretending to be a statue. It got its name from people misinterpreting ancient Roman paintings and sculptures.

Guy: You ever had a train ran on you?
Girl: Bitch, please, I've done more Roman Specials than I can count!

by ToeFiddler July 12, 2017

Roman Power

The title awarded to only the most fierce, and consistent attacker in Clash Of Clans. To hold the name Roman Power it is said that you must be able to 3 star any base, despite a significant town hall advantage.

Did you see that guy's attack? Had to be Roman Power to pull that off!

by cowboy wordsmith August 3, 2017

Roman Firecracker

When you're having vaginal sex and you quickly and swiftly stick your entire length of your penis into her ass and use all the force in your body to piss inside her

I gave Jessica a Roman Firecracker last night. I've never seen her make a face like that before

by F V C E G R V M October 18, 2017

Roman Plow

Having someone spartan kick a dildo into your ass.

Yo I just Roman plowed Susan.

by Jackturtleguy November 2, 2017

roman kemp

Kemp is the son of Martin Kemp and Shirlie Holliman. His mother was a backing vocalist for the 1980s duo Wham! and a member of Pepsi & Shirlie, whilst his father is mainly known for being in the band Spandau Ballet and was also an actor in the soap opera EastEnders and a footballer for Melchester Rovers in comic strip Roy of the Rovers. He is the youngest of two children, having an older sister, Harley Moon. Singer George Michael was his godfather.
Kemp currently presents the Trending Live! on 4Music.2 In 2016 Kemp joined The X Factor UK as the digital presenter and social media correspondent.3 He also co-hosts Nick Kicks on Nicktoons, the sister channel from Nickelodeon UK.

Since January 2017, he has co-presented 2Awesome on ITV2 with Vick Hope.4 He also presented The Hot Desk on ITV2. From 2 May 2017, Roman Kemp took over Capital FM London's breakfast show with Vick Hope. He narrated Bromans on ITV2 in 2017, in which his father played Emperor.5 He appeared in an episode of Len Goodman's Partners in Rhyme. He took part in a celebrity edition of First Dates Stand Up to Cancer in November 2017.

In November 2017, he was the backstage reporter on Children in Need Rocks the 80s.

ahh lets listen to roman kemps radio show in the morning

by sasends December 4, 2017

Roman meat tray

Roman meat tray is the act of oral upon a freshly dead female. You can usually get away with it by claiming you are performing mouth to mouth but had the wrong lips.

Frank accidentally killed his girlfriend last week, walked in on him enjoying a roman meat tray

by Thorzzz May 2, 2018