Bad Ass Painting Mother Fucker

A Bad Ass who paints and fucks mothers.

Jeff Vogelsong is a Bad Ass Painting Mother Fucker!

by Jeff Vogelsong October 6, 2016

hung like a paint can

a very well endowed male.

"She was tellin' everyone you were hung like a paint can".

by stan April 12, 2006

Painted on clothes

where a person has there body painted to look like they have clothes on but are really naked.They then go out in public and see how many people really notice.

Kathy look like she's got clothes on but there really painted on clothes.

by Deep blue 2012 December 17, 2009

paint ghosts

To ejaculate, usually on a body part belonging to a member of the opposite sex.

'See that chick? I'd paint ghosts on her back!'
'... and then I painted ghosts on her face.'

by Little Tommy Tucker May 28, 2008

pant juice

1. The residue left behind by an unsatisfied erection
2. The stains left by a handjob
3. The semen produced by a guy who jizzes in his pants

Lindsey likes to sniff guys when they walk by for the aroma of pant juice.

by poonzilla234 August 22, 2009

pant hamster

A penis and scrotum that is not shaven.

She was going to jack me off, but I forgot to shave my pant hamster.

by BBD13 November 7, 2010

pant-gina

a hole in the crotch of a pair of pants

please excuse my pant-gina; don't worry, i'm wearing underwear.

by bernoulli_o July 31, 2011