PickAPixel

The most smartest, nicest, funniest Rocket League YouTuber ever!

Person- Do You watch PickAPixel?
Me: Yes, of course!

by Kryptic Tron January 26, 2021

MILF Pick

The very last pick in Little League Baseball draft. Usually plays right field and would NEVER be chosen by any coach who has not observed that his Mom is a MILF. Only redeeming quality: his Mom will do anything to keep him from doing pine time (sitting the bench).

Coach 1- GADZ- that fielder of yours couldn't catch a cold...much less a pop up or a line drive. He must have some hidden talent.
Coach 2- YEAH- his Mommy is the hottest Mom on the team! He's my MILF pick!
Coach 1- What will she trade to have Lil' Johnny play short stop today?

by MiMimmmmmm May 24, 2010

Easy Pickins

A person who is pure bitch made. Someone may use this term if they make someone there son or daughter in a sport or activity.

Did you see that Dylan Burrowes kid? Yeah, he’s easy pickins.

by DBurr69420 April 21, 2023

like trying to pick up a turd from the clean end

Being tasked with doing something impossible

"Finding an honest politician is like trying to pick up a turd from the clean end."

by frolickingdirtchild February 24, 2009

pick up line

does NOT help pick up girls..

sample pick up lines:

(point to pants) are these felt? (rub them) they are now.

those pants look good on you, but they'd look even better on my bedroom floor.

is that a mirror in your pants because i can see myself in them.

if i told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

do you believe in love at first sight, or should i walk by again?

can i read your t-shirt in brail?

you make paris hilton look like a teletubbie.

drop 'em! (ha that's the best one)

i'd look good on you.

by pinkslips April 14, 2007

slim pickens

when there is a lack of the opposite sex around

"damn dawg it is slim pickens tonight, where are all of the hottiemonjaros, how am I a suppose to get a quality blowjob if there are no females to deliver, DAMN IT!"

"If this party is another one of your slim picken parties I'm going to stab you fosho"

by the st3 October 6, 2005

pricktard

Someone who simultaneously acts as both a prick and a retard.

Boy, Josh was being a real pricktard last night!

by Miranda H January 1, 2009