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nobrows

A person who has little or no eyebrows.
The term originates from a small town in Ireland, called Portadown, first used on a school bus to insult a real asshole who was devoid of eyebrows.
See also; eyebrowless
Jon: Yer ma!!
Marley: F**k off Jon, you have no eyebrows!
Ryan: Yea, go to hell nobrows!
by rian February 14, 2005
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noble county peen suckin

when a man from noble county hangs from the rafters in their "milking barn" and has a female give him head until he blows it outta his PEEN.
man i was gettin a good ole noble county peen suckin and it felt soooo good my hand slipped off the rafters and i fell on top of her.
by nblecntybaby March 20, 2009
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Nobbing off

When I man pleasures himself, often using his right hand in a up an downward motion
Shaun Ainsworth was Nobbing off in class
by Lesie Greach October 11, 2005
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Nobette

The girlfriend of the Nobby.

A terrific drain on the finances of the Nobby, the Nobette tells him how it is.
Nobby couldn't come training today, Nobette vetoed his release from driving her about all day.
by Flapjackandy May 25, 2008
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Nobody:

Used as a delivery to a joke, the nobody joke is seen mostly in youtube comments whenever a video gets popular.

The people that make this joke consist of 12 to 15 year olds that think that racist irony is comedy gold.

Most of the time, the punchline is a timestamp from video. Rendering the joke, completely useless.
Example 1:

nobody:

me when I see big chungus crossing the street : NOW THATS WHOLESOME 100

Example 2

Nobody:

Me when trump sais build the wall : 0:45
by speedwai March 30, 2020
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alfred nobel

Alfred Nobel is a scientist from sweden who invented the dynamite. he lived between 1833 and 1896. He died in San Remo in Italy. During the time he died he had three houses. one in france, italy and sweden. He lived in Karlskoga in Sweden. The only reason that the nobel prize is given out in Sweden is that he had his white russian horses in his stable in Karlskoga.
Alfred Nobel var en mycket klok man.

meaning:
Alfred Nobel was a very wise man.
by Per W September 30, 2007
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tommy noble

1. one who turns right, and/or left when instructed by the fourth law of gravity (what i say goes) to turn straight.

2. one was killed by ever so famous, johnny hammersticks. (fucking god)

3. one took mike out to dinner, after mike ran three tiresome meters in the olympics.

4. one who goes to the bathroom, but turns left into the female shitter. and comes out to find johnny hammerstick, who grabs him by the neck, takes him to mike, who then calls down isaac newton for the first 4 laws of gravity. Isaac newton then roundhouse kicks like chuck norris, then buries the deceased body.
Mike: OMG, Tim was acting just like tommy noble last night.
Allen: I know, hes lucky we didn't get johnny hammersticks on his bitchass, cunt licking, prill.
by sumwutgodly December 7, 2010
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