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shaved monkey

A derogatory term implying that the target is not quite Human; in reality, stating that the target is inferior to the speaker.

Jodl probably doesn't count, even if Hitler calls him a hairless ape with a shiny head.
1. Ivan is the shaved monkey around here and has always been.
2. Speaker: {Target} has the chest of a buffalo and the arms of a gorilla. We call him the shaved monkey.
by decimator1337 November 12, 2014
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My singing monsters

Everyone’s favourite game that your friends will force you to play

(I am the friend)
Have you downloaded my singing monsters yet?
by Play my_singing_monsters_pleas November 10, 2021
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Mona

ROYAL in Greek, in Arabic it means WISH OR DESIRE and in African pronounced Muna meaning the LORD IS WITH YOU.
Damnnn Mona is fine!!
by Mona March 25, 2004
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Monster Hunter Freedom Unite

A game released by Capcom on June 23rd, 2009 on the PlayStation Portable. It is an expansion to the original Monster Hunter Freedom 2, and was released on March 27, 2008 in Japan as "Monster Hunter Portable 2nd G"

Monster Hunter Freedom Unite has more missions, equipment, and monsters than Monster Hunter Freedom 2. A new feature is a Felyne fighter to help you on your quests. You can also get Rarity 9 and 10 armor and weapons. In addition, the player can now hold up to 99 of each item type in his/her box, store up to 20 equipment sets, and get ten equipment pages instead of six. A new type of quest, the "Epic Hunting Quest", will be introduced, which will enable the hunter to take on, one by one, up to 4 different monsters in one quest, as shown in the released demo. Weapons can now have up to purple sharpness which is higher than white sharpness. You can now accept HR 7-9 quests in the gathering hall and new elder quests outside the gathering hall near the village elder.
Guy 1:Still playing MHF2?
Guy 2:Yeah why?
Guy 1:You can port your charactor into the new game!
*Hands him Monster Hunter Freedom Unite*
Guy 2:Holy crap! Epic win!
by RawrItsPanda October 20, 2009
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monkey vining

v. - monkey vining is the act of transitioning from one relationship to another by retaining some form of connection to both people simultaneously. Only when the new relationship is reasonably solidified is the former one wholly released.

To grasp the metaphor of the monkey vine in its entirety, one may simply visualize the mode of transport utilized by Tarzan and his jungle primate colleagues in old movies. The vine that is being swung on is firmly held until another vine is being grasped, or at least is easily reachable.
person one:

Hey man, do you think Brad Pitt was monkey vining from Jennifer Aniston to Angelina Jolie?

person two:

Actually dude, I don't give a shit about what's happening in the love lives of these celebrities. 9/11 was an inside job, and fluoride is making Americans stupid. Maybe you should monkey vine your ass from US Weekly to some web sites that will enlighten your ass on things that are truly relevant to our lives!
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. June 11, 2008
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Scared Money

People that are afraid to take risks.
Scared money don't make no money.
by mikeczyk December 17, 2011
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Monika

by Monika~ January 17, 2018
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