monkey spot 

A spot, place or area on anyone's body that, when touched, makes that someone freak out and act like a monkey. This may, or may not include the flinging of feces.

Petey was loving the sex until Violet ruined it by touching him on the monkey spot by his left rib.

monkey spot by Albumen March 6, 2009

monkey faced butt muncher 

A rim job finished off by giving a raspberry.

I walked into the bathroom and heard the end of a monkey faced butt muncher. I want to cut off my ears.

monkey faced butt muncher by bbl2k April 3, 2009

monkey guarding 

1. To stand in the way and wave arms frantically, like blocking a shot in basketball or soccer, usually without moving from the target area.

2. To keep others from getting a chance at something.

3. To try to hide something by putting your hands in front of it to keep it from being taken or viewed.

1. Buckwheat was penalized for once again monkey guarding the net.

2. Fat Frieda didn't let any of the other postal workers talk to her boss for fear they'd get her fired or promoted past her. Her co-workers knew she was monkey guarding the boss and got around her, getting her fired anyway.

3. Janette monkey guarded her coffee cup because she knew if Jack could get to it she wouldn't taste coffee the next time she drank it.

monkey guarding by HurtMyDog IKillYourCat November 6, 2010

Monkey Month 

Black history month.

Every February is monkey month.

Monkey Month by Smokey78 February 22, 2011

Monkey Baby

A person who purposely annoys you and is whiney.

This kid Danny is such a monkey baby I hate him so much

Monkey Baby by gremlinsGizmo May 19, 2020

monkey doorknob 

An exclamation used to express one's joy of the moment. Often used when no other word describes the moment.

'What's up everybody, MONKEY DOORKNOB'!

monkey doorknob by Stan Lorad April 22, 2004

Monkey Attack 

A sexual maneuver wherein, a girl short in stature is between two men, who are facing each other. She grasps a penis with each hand and strokes, making the resemblance of a angry orangatang.

Damn, close friend, that midget on the other side of the room looks like she would give a mad monkey attack.

Monkey Attack by The Chronic April 13, 2005