A sexual maneuver wherein, a girl short in stature is between two men, who are facing each other. She grasps a penis with each hand and strokes, making the resemblance of a angry orangatang.
Damn, close friend, that midget on the other side of the room looks like she would give a mad monkey attack.
by The Chronic April 13, 2005
1.) When a monkey, chimp, or Gorilla sets upon you in a forceful, violent, or hostile way.
2.) When a monkey, chimp, or Gorilla blames or abuses you violently.
3.) When a monkey, chimp, or Gorilla tries to destroy you.
4.) A monkey, chimp, or Gorilla military offensive strike.
2.) When a monkey, chimp, or Gorilla blames or abuses you violently.
3.) When a monkey, chimp, or Gorilla tries to destroy you.
4.) A monkey, chimp, or Gorilla military offensive strike.
Oh no, my leg is broken, my face is bloody, and I don't know my last name or where I live. Not another monkey attack!
by Prophet J February 7, 2009
This is an action that usually takes place on Spite Monkey Sunday, some little prat decides that they can best get their self-aggrandising definition accepted by making multiple submissions. They then decide to try to improve their chances by voting against any other definition that has been submitted, a typical demonstration of the spite monkey mentality. The end result of their self-centred, immature nastiness is to effectively bring Urban Dictionary to a standstill.
by AKACroatalin August 10, 2016
Shows like Jerry Springer, Maury Povich, Montel Williams & Steve Wilko feature the dregs of the black community doing what comes naturally to primates.
Guests on these shows have sex with any warm body that falls on them, have interracial babies, cheat on their spouses and air their dirty laundry on TV.
When one of these sub humans gets offended they get their inner monkey on and attack!
They physically attack their spouse,their baby daddy, the girl/boy friend of their spouse or even the host.
Guests on these shows have sex with any warm body that falls on them, have interracial babies, cheat on their spouses and air their dirty laundry on TV.
When one of these sub humans gets offended they get their inner monkey on and attack!
They physically attack their spouse,their baby daddy, the girl/boy friend of their spouse or even the host.
by jsd9632 January 27, 2012
Being attacked by a simian female that wants to mate. She accomplishes this through the use of a technique known as the monkey mount, where she straddles her intended victim. She then forcibly takes the banana.
by Larzee March 19, 2011