jessica._.clawthorne

super awesome funny toh tiktoker, not only do they post toh they post amphibia too (my favorite ones are the dead marcy jokes)

jim: hey have you heard of this super alpha human jessica._.clawthorne?

bobby: no…

jim: kys 😐

by not_rip_marcy_wu July 8, 2021

Jessica P

A girl who pees her jeans on demand and leaves wet patches wherever she goes
Loves a good meatball.

Oh I'm busting for the loo, wish I could be like Jessica pee

by Jecca456 August 14, 2020

Jessica

She’s straight up a bitch. Smart at times. Nice sometimes.

“Jessica bitch ass won’t play 8 ball with me.” -lv

by BigdickdaddyLV November 29, 2018

Jessica

Jessica is a very sweet human being. She's kind, caring, pretty and funny. She cares about everyone around her. Other ways to use the word Jessica are Jess or Jessie.

Jessica has 4 siblings, two dogs and one cat. Jessica is married to a woman named Par and she loves Par dearly and has no clue about what to do without her Par.

Jessica, did you see the bark bark arf arf crack crack boom boom

by Ida! March 13, 2024

Jessica Morrison

Jess is the love of my life, truly the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. Ever since I saw her on that fateful day, I have done nothing but strived to better myself as a human being, and as a lover to meet her every need. She means so much to me words cannot describe it. She is so stunning, every time I see her my jaw literally drops to the floor. She is so strong, so cute, so funny, and absolutely the best woman to ever live on this Earth. It should be a genuine crime to compare her to other women, and if you do, you should probably be erased from existence. She is the Sun to all the darkness, she is the light that radiates hope across the surface of anyone's face. She is perfection. I have never met a woman like her, and I don't think I ever will. I love her so much <3

Person 1: Yo I saw you with a girl yesterday?

Me: Nah man that wasn't a girl that was a Goddess.

Person 1: Ah my bad bro who was she?

Me: The Goddess, her Royal Majesty, Jessica Morrison

by jess' luva <3 January 16, 2022

Jessica

where do i start... jess is the most bombastic person you will ever meet. She has the looks of a goddess and will add spice to your life. Although she was made in China some years ago, she isnt cheaply made and is worth your money. You can find jessica at your regular nightclub, pub, or furry convention, so approach her fast because she will be a faithful spaniel to you and your army of furries. She is one of the most swag ppl you can find on planet earth, so surround yourself with jess and you will live happily ever after!

Get her now that she's on special, 90% off at your local adoption centre :)

justin: o my goshhh is that Jessica? she's slay at tennis
jason: i know mannn
ben: well i'm the boss so she's mine!!

by bazuki August 8, 2023

Jessica

A skonka from the block.

Whatever they see a skonka they say “Mira ay va jessica “

by Steph.Roz October 10, 2021