Hornbuckled

Being utterly drunk off your ass.

"Dude I am so Hornbuckled right now."

by Hornbuckle September 21, 2009

Horndogging

Actively choosing not to masturbate for a period of time.

"I'm just gonna be horndogging it until tomorrow" - Man Deciding Not to Use The Bathroom on a Plane to Fap

by SirSwagATon December 6, 2016

horn't

hȯr-n-ənt

1. The state of not being horny any more

2. Not containing feelings of horniness or sexual desire

Belle Delphine coming back, it broke me. I think I'm going to stay horn't.

by My hornknee is broken aaaaaaaa October 27, 2020

Elk Horn

Elk Horn is a small Danish town, located in Iowa. Home to the Danish Windmill. The people of Elk Horn are friendly and really welcoming. The sports program at Elk Horn-Kimballton is outstanding, in my oppinion. If you were to walk in the halls of Elk Horn Kimballton Community School while kids were in between classes, you wouldn't see gangs. You wouldn't see students shoving insults at eachother and cussing. You would hear kids chattering "Hello", because everyone knows everyone in that school. You would also notice this guy named Zach, just because he's soo tall(6'5"). You would see teachers standing at their doors with friendly looks on thier faces. You would also notice Jen's gorgeous face. If you don't, you're blind, because it's absolutly breathtaking. Anyways, the closeness of all the students is what makes the sport teams so successful. This kindness is also demonstated throughout the town.

Elk Horn is a very pleasant town, and you should visit it someday.

I want to raise my children in Elk Horn, Iowa.

by elkhornlover5432 February 27, 2011

Horn

The definitions prior to this one are all fucking ridiculous. A horn is another word for a beer.

Gurbob:Hey lets go drink another one of this zatch's horns!

Gonepostal:Nay lets piss on the stereo in her living room and take the horns as we run out the door.

Gurbob: lol rgr that!

by Gonepostal April 4, 2005

French horn

when a girl sits on a guys face and the guy licks the clit and puts his nose in her asshole, and reaches up and rubs her nipples until she cums.

Tony gave Gretel a french horn. she squirted in his mouth and shit on his nose and was very satisfied!

by evan scott bickford October 29, 2010

Hornswoggle

A very annoying little man who has glass ankles and screams like a bitch when he goes in for a 50/50 tackle at 5s.

That wee cunt Hornswoggle ruined 5s again on Sunday

by The Horrible Count December 15, 2008