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Don't horn me 

This phrase generally means "don't fuck me"

This phrase can also be used to tell someone to back off.
Don't horn me man.

God, Greg really horned me.
party in a car; driving around back roads of Prince Edward County drinking large quantities of liquor and beer; refers to a particular route in the coun'y
"What'd you do Saturday night?"
"The Hayloft was full so we went Horn Tripping"
horn trip by coun'y local January 28, 2008

Horn-tickle 

Stop touching me like that, you’re going to give me a horn-tickle!

Horn Taco 

The female version of horn dog, a female who is obssesed with having sex.
That girl Cassandra is such a horn taco, she always says the most dirty things.
Horn Taco by msdictionary23 October 4, 2008

horn tooter

Someone who toot's their own horn. Usually at work, these people have nothing good to say about their co-workers but praise their own glory. They are sneaky and often are very sweet. They move forward within companies unless the employer is a good judge of character. These people always think they're better than everyone and often have their superiors snowed. Not nice people at all, very similar to a back-stabber.
Tom did an awful job on the payables this month, he doesn't know a debit from a credit!

I sure have a good handle on the payables, they're clean and I know a credit from a debit unlike Tom, "hee hee hee I'm such a horn tooter and I have them all snowed, Tom will be gone in no time flat"
horn tooter by CiaCiaC June 30, 2007

Horn tourture 

Resulting from the quarintine of 2020. When you sit in a corner of a room. Look a porn on your phone quitly for 30 minutes straight. And do not act on any urge, or else your life will end.
My house was so crowded during the quarintine that i could only horn tourture in the corner.
Horn tourture by Reeeee bitch April 26, 2020