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hairy callous

A gal who looks like she should be a dainty palm but is way too independent for her own good. Usually a lesbian.
"That girl is so hot, man!"

"Don't even, dude, she is such a hairy callous."
by 'dork October 10, 2006
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Hairy Turban

Shaving your pubic hair and sprinkling it on top of another's head.
He gave susie a hairy turban last night, it took her eight hours in the shower to get it all out.
by Hernando Fernando April 3, 2008
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Hairy Baird

A mixed alcoholic beverage comprising Guinness, Coke and Morgan's Rum.
"Geese us a Hairy Baird mister!"
by LanceSmith March 31, 2009
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Hairy Tunnel

A girl who`s Vagina is so loose she can fit almost anything in there.
"Lets go upstairs and have sex Ashley"
"Alright lets go"
"Just to warn you I have a Very loose vagina. Its like a Hairy Tunnel I can fit a lot of things in there."
by Smithers john January 31, 2009
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Hairy Mullet Minge

A hairy mullet minge is a vagina that has incredibly long yet striaght pubes yet is shaved around the groin area,but just enough to see stubble.It can be found on any women as it is a style of pubic hair,but is mainly fashion not genetic but can be found on american hillbille women....obviously.
"eurgh man WTF! is tht!?"

"its my hairy mullet minge..its the style,u like?"
by Marc P November 5, 2008
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Hairy Wacket

A penis so hairy that when you're done performing oral sex, a plethora of pubes are caught in your teeth. Also common to have bumps on the scrotum.
His hairy wacket was so hairy that I could take a weed eater to it and there would still be hair.
by Weenar March 10, 2013
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Bloody Hairy

The act of dipping bloody swollen hemorroidal tissue into a sexual partners mouth.

similiar to Tea Bagging But rather than ones balls this is the act of dipping ones Hemorrhoids into another's mouth, often bloody and hairy thus the definition "Bloody Hairy"
Last night was just dreamy, Randy gave me my first Bloody Hairy and it was more than I ever imagined it would be, better than a Hot Carl and Cleveland Steamer combined!
by Filthyrichie March 28, 2013
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