Glitterally

A word describing effeminately the literal definition of something fantastic, used mostly by the homosexual community.

Person 1: "Oh my GOD! Look at this! Do you think Jessica has seen this purse yet?"

Person 2: "No, I don't think so, you should buy it and quick because you already know that fat bitch always draggin your style!"
Person 1: "Yaaas bitch you already know cause this bag is glitterally amazing."

by EarlUxbridge July 17, 2015

glitter mule

A Burning Man term: a beautiful, fashionable person, who also pulls his/ her own weight. Antonym: Sparkle Pony

burner number 1 : God that lady is smokin hot, she probably didn't have to lift a finger to get here!

Burner number 2: Are you kidding? That Glitter Mule singlehandedly built 3 stages, designed this outfit and is gonna drop the bass so hard tonight, not a pair of panties will be dry within a ten mile radius!!!

by Glitter Moon October 13, 2015

Glitter Queen

Someone with large amounts of glitter in or on their hair and clothes, usually this person is in Colorguard or Gymnastics, and uses large amounts of hairspray.

Girl 1: yo dude look at Amber. She literally has glitter in the roots of her hair!

Girl 2: what do you expect? She's a Glitter Queen.

by cakecakecakecakecakecake December 24, 2015

glitter buff

A gorgeous, shirtless, muscular man who is covered in glitter and dancing (preferably in a cage, while poof doof plays at the club).

Oh, yeah, that glitter buff is making me all kinds of randy and confused.

by cherrylala April 1, 2016

Glitterpoo

Shampoo mixed with sparkly glitter or that has a flamboyant sheen

Hey gurl you rocking that glitterpoo today, fo realz!

Gurl, your glitterpoo updo is the shizz.

by JTK85 April 7, 2016

Glitter waterslide

When a chick with a dick cumz on the back of another chick with a dick and then throws a had full of glitter on their back.

Your lucky I'm crafty I'm about to glitter waterslide your ass.

by sp70591 July 9, 2016

Glittard

A person who blatantly over applies glitter in an attempt shine hotter than the sun but ends up choking surrounding people with tiny shards of mayhem!

Dude, really? In your beard? Why are you such a Glittard?

by Futurekix August 12, 2016