EarlUxbridge's definitions

Glitterally

A word describing effeminately the literal definition of something fantastic, used mostly by the homosexual community.

Person 1: "Oh my GOD! Look at this! Do you think Jessica has seen this purse yet?"

Person 2: "No, I don't think so, you should buy it and quick because you already know that fat bitch always draggin your style!"
Person 1: "Yaaas bitch you already know cause this bag is glitterally amazing."

by EarlUxbridge July 17, 2015

Glitterally

A word describing effeminately the literal definition of something fantastic, used mostly by the homosexual community.

Person 1: "Oh my GOD! Look at this! Do you think Jessica has seen this purse yet?"

Person 2: "No, I don't think so, you should buy it and quick because you already know that fat bitch always draggin your style!"
Person 1: "Yaaas bitch you already know cause this bag is glitterally amazing."

by EarlUxbridge July 17, 2015

Mastodeuce

1. (n) A sample of human excrement which is so large in physical volume that a sense of alarm is immediately raised as it is commonly mistaken to be the size of the now extinct animal, Elephas americanus; colloquially referred to as the "Mastodon"

2. (n) A shit so absolutely anus-tearingly huge that you'd fucking think it's a real life mastodon erupting from your rectum.

Bob: Dude I just dropped a huge fucking mastodeuce in my ex-girlfriend's toilet and it won't fucking flush. LOL!

Jeff: Nice fucking work dude. You should blame it on her mom.

by EarlUxbridge August 21, 2014