eat retarded sandwiches 

when an individual does something uncharacteristically dumb, even for his or her personality

Did you see what Zeke just did? He just jumped out of a tree and broke his arm. What a way to eat retarded sandwiches

eat retarded sandwiches by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

Eat My Ass 

The definition is almost like that of owned and/or pwned, but its a little more vulgar and used by those ages 12 or up, normally a Counter Strike: Source term.

Carl: Wow i gotta head shot! Eat My Ass (you can also use E.M.A. here if u don't want to type it out)
James: Wow dude, im gonna really have to eat your ass this time!

Eat My Ass by steve2193 April 22, 2009

Eat on my corn 

The act of eating out someone's asshole out for sexual pleasure.

"Bend over slut and eat on my corn"

Eat on my corn by T-Money46 March 19, 2007

eat out 

to lick a woman's pussyword with your tongue. perform oral sex to a female

aye girl can i eat you out?

eat out by Crazy Mo May 29, 2003

eat grapes 

1: to flunk out
2: to become too lazy to do something
3: to be cowardly or weak

"I asked Howard if he wanted to drop acid with us tonight but he decided to sit at home and eat grapes instead."

eat grapes by loprogression January 25, 2008

Eat-my-shit (EMS) Syndrome 

Medical condition where you have an intense urge to take a massive dump in tupperware and put it in the fridge

Eat-my-shit (EMS) Syndrome

Eat-my-shit (EMS) Syndrome by Btwiz June 12, 2012

Eat that with a spoon

Used to describe a smoking ass fox! A real good looking piece of ass! means your gonna go down on her all day!

Jesus, look at her. What a fox! I'd eat that with a spoon!

Eat that with a spoon by romdo308 October 7, 2013