Duck Off

A duck off is a girl/boy who is used for forms of sex in private but is rejected in public.

Some may be considered 'sluts' while others are average girls. Only about half of them actually know that they are duck offs.

Sam:She's beautiful, are they dating?

Jordan: No way, she's just his duck off.

Sam: Well I can't say much, I've been the duck off before.

Jordan: Me too girl.

by Urban Dictionary Staff & Crew October 2, 2009

Duck Dynasty

A polygamist commune of gay married homosexual men living as a family unit. Know for their frequent gay orgies at which the grunting sounds of numerous men amid various angry sex acts can sound like a flock of angry ducks.

1. Person 1: Have you seen Joe recently? Person 2: Didn't you hear? He married into that duck dynasty out in the desert.

2. The group of apes grunting in unison sounded like a duck dynasty.

by InnocentBystander69 May 8, 2014

duck ass

someone who does or says something so stupid that they deserve a kick in the ass. derived from the way ducks hold their tail feathers up in the air, exposing their asses

dude: rich just bet that guy $300 he could finish the entire fifth of 151.
bro: da fuck?
dude: dunno.
bro: rich is a duck ass. he's gonna lose the money and be passed the fuck out.

by explainer February 14, 2004

duck call

A very noisy, prolonged fart. It produces an artificial quacking noise similar to a hunter's duck call.

Such farts are produced by expelling a tremendous amount of gas quickly. They are uncomfortable, and do not attract ducks.

Damn! That duck call sounded like it blew your ass out!

by Tuftskins May 1, 2009

duck's breakfast

A drink of water. Originally British, or so says my British grandmother.

Whew, it's hot - let me go get a quick duck's breakfast.

by Mandy C. August 30, 2005

Duck Fever

The next big "epidemic" that the government will make up too keep us on our toes. Will come shortly after Pig flu is forgotten.

"Jonny has Duck Fever"
"That sucks man, he had swine flu a couple months ago!!"

by drjemt May 6, 2009

Duck Fucker

1) He Who (on a regular basis) has sexual relations with ducks 2) a woman who spreads hers legs before a duck

Tommy Hayes reguarly fucks ducks, he is a duck fucker , or "we all fuck ducks" an accurate refrence could be the poem "fuck fuck fuck a duck, screw a kangaroo, fingerbang an arangatang at your local zoo"

by DuckLover42 April 17, 2009