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Australian Condom

A form of contraception supposedly used as the primary method of birth control in Australia. The Australian condom is not purchased, but rather made at home using simple materials. All one must do to use this method is simply insert a hot glue gun into the head of his penis and inject enough glue to form a proper seal. Though this is 99.9% effective in white males, it only maintains a 50% succsess rate in black males. This is due to the fact that members of the black population have very elongated and therefore powerful penises. The force of a black ejaculation can be accurately compared to the blast force of a cork being shot from a bottle of champagne. The force of a white ejaculation is only about 1/20th as powerful as a black one, thus the 99.9% sucsess rate.
Cranky mate! That aboriginal just blew out his australian condom like a blasted wombat out of a damn didgeridoo!
by deeter94 April 10, 2010
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Condom

Something you forgot to wear last night when you were doing your girlfriend.
You: Oops, I forgot to wear a condom. Oh well, who gives a shit?
by Misogyny May 14, 2011
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condoleeza rice

a sex position where you head and legs are parrallel to the floor, and your partner rotates above. Good for both hetero and homo sexual.
oooo ya get in that condoleeza rice baby!
by Daniel Radcliffe March 15, 2005
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Condom

A rubber shopping bag used when having sex with a girl that is really loose/been around the block & a feel more.
by Visual September 5, 2003
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condoleeza rice

Not the most intelligent black woman in America. Whoever said so was racist, bigoted, or otherwise had their head up their ass, because publicly sucking up to and almost dating married white men in power and leeching off of their fame does not make you smart or talented or a good example for others. Monica did that much. And does she really have an identity or set of accomplishments apart from Bush? I don't think so. Not to mention the example on that definition just shamed the Republican party more, if that's possible.
Wow, look! Condoleeza Rice can play piano! Just like most middle school children! And she has enough sense to kiss up to to The Man! That must make her terribly smart for one of "them"...
by Lady Mephisto April 24, 2008
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cojones

1. Testicles
2. something srewed* up
1. I bet he got no cojones between those legs!
2. Aw Cojones! What the hek did you do that for?
by Rocky November 24, 2003
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cojones

to tuines muchos cojones para peliear me- AC
by AC June 14, 2003
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