cocklocks

When a guy's pubes are so completely dirty and unkempt, they resemble dreadlocks.

Dude never groomed himself. It only took a few weeks to develop cocklocks.

by JJ Wu October 31, 2008

[cocklocks]

The style of making dreadlockes out of your pubic hair.

Sebastian got bored with his pubic hair one day and instead of shaving them he turned them into cocklocks.

by sebastianoates January 11, 2009

Cockclocking

When a friend, family and or girlfriend keeps interupting your masterbation process.

John:ugh..
Johns mom: honey, what would u like for dinner?
John:ughh.ahh... j_just a minute...
Johns mom:- also picked up your cloths from the washer and put them in the dryer, oh yeah! Your teacher called and wanted to let u know to bring extra paper for the test tomorrow.
John:AHH! Ok mom.. Man she is pro at cockclocking.

by Kandelario July 26, 2009

clockblock

The sound that leaves the mouth of a dyslexic person attempting to say "cockblock"

"Dude, your friend is a major clockblock"

"Wait, what?"

by echobl January 25, 2010

clockblock

when you ask for the time and someone refuses to tell you.

you: hey can i get the time sweenykins?

sweenykins: absolutly not!

you: what a clockblocker

by james.p. November 3, 2011

clockblock

When the coworker that's supposed to take over your shift shows up early and gives you the impression that you're almost off, when in reality you still have x amount of time till you can clock out.

"Ugh, why'd they have to get here half an hour early? I just got clockblocked."

by t5kt5k May 27, 2013

corkblocker

Someone who gets in the way from drinking your wine

Shit, my kid is such a corkblocker

by Cafm90 September 14, 2016