blankertain

A blanket used as a curtain

My curtains don't block the bright sun so I'll use a blankertain instead.

by Kovid69 July 5, 2023

Blanket typhoon

A sexual act where you are having sec and before you cum you grab a rag or blanket and cum on a rag or blanket and then your sex partner sucks it off the rag or blanket

Me and my girlfriend pulled a blanket typhoon

by Shoe stomper July 24, 2023

Blanken

A man with noticeably different sized breasts.

Your friend's father is a idiot and a blanken.

by Machinerto July 31, 2023

blanket

a rubber surface used for transferring the image in ink from the plate to the paper in offset printing.

The blanket is a rubber surface that transfers the inked image from the plate to the paper in offset printing.

by Arminkshipper July 30, 2024

blanket

take wind from the sails of (another craft) by passing to windward.

The experienced sailor skillfully blanketed the slower yacht, depriving it of wind and securing a clear path to the finish line.

by Arminkshipper July 30, 2024

Blonked

What occurs when an individual is exposed to high amounts of Jaap in a short span of time, either intentionally or unintentionally.

Ex. 1: "We Jaaped till we Blonked."
Ex. 2: "Get Blonked, loser!"

by molerat404 October 30, 2023

Blanket Misanthrope

Someone who offers your comfy blanket in trade for their crummy one and then gives your nice blanket to someone else and gives you back a crap-ass blanket.

Listen you frickin Blanket Misanthrope, you're welcome to use a shit blanket but don't try giving my nice one away.

by luck_20 January 2, 2024