ball cancered

Function: adjective

1. being under the influence of marijuana.

this is so named because of a recent study that has shown a supposed causal link between smoking marijuana and certain aggressive strains of testicular cancer.

Dude, we got some really kind bud last weekend. I was so ball cancered out of my mind.

by flatcurve February 16, 2009

ball dribbler

when a person is getting a blow job and bounces his ball sack off the other person's chin giving the impression that he is dribbling his balls

jack dribbled his balls on jills chin while getting his dick sucked. therefore he became a ball dribbler.

by djh18 June 29, 2009

ball hipnotized

when someone's testicles are visible making it impossible to look at anything else.

i was ball hipnotized by jon gruden's bulge on monday night football.

by demonlalyer October 6, 2009

Ball Dweller

Someone who tends to have the nature of distracting others from achieving and completing a objective.

Dude I'm trying to talk to this female quit being a Ball Dweller.
The Ball Dweller tends to have a antisocial personality.

by Infamuz Blayze August 5, 2010

ball scoop

when a male or woman cup their hands and grab a scrotum/balls/testicles. often times, finger tips are felt on the back side (or grundle) of the ball sack. Diddle or fondle motion is a must.

I just ball scooped that guy's junk.

by Scooooooopz December 4, 2010

ball faggot

An insult, commonly used by hockey players.

Matt: "Dude, back off!"
Joe: "Shut up, ball faggot!"

by The Grenadier October 1, 2010

Ball Flower

When you cut a hole in the bottom of a paper plate or doily and put your balls through the hole, creating the image of a flower that will be entertaining for all party guests.

Did you see Wes pull off the Ball Flower at the party last night?

Yeah, all the girls were laughing at the small size of his balls. No wonder he needs so much chloroform.

by W K Enterprises January 15, 2011