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adarmeism

a disease that makes you completely doubt yourself and realize you suck at life so it causes you to re-evaluate your life to be way better
i got adarmeism sophomore year and i'm better than ever
by drdrea February 10, 2017
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Adelina

The most attractive girl you will ever see. She is kind and loyal, an amazing listener and gives the best advice as she definitely went through some rough shit herself. But do not let her soft loving side fool you - she is a fiesty one. Sexy. Badass. Femme fatale if you will. She can truly serve a fantasy and make you feel special and seen. *Wifey material alert *. But if anyone abuses her kindness or is disloyal, they get a cold shoulder immediately. When they at last see how special and one of a kind she is, it’s too late - she already moved on. Her independence and intelligence makes other women jealous. The bravery and passion makes men scared. She is a force to be reckoned with.
A: I’m such an asshole!! How could I fuck it up like that with Adelina!

B: I can’t believe it either dude. She is famous now and you’re still waiting tables while trying to become a lawyer that will never get a real job. Good for her that you’re not wasting any more of her time lmao.
A: Fuck you!
by butthurt*tb* June 1, 2020
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Brooke Adams

A very attractive woman who is a Model and a professional wrestler. She is best known for her time in WWE where she was in a dance group called Extreme Expose. After leaving WWE she went back to Modelling. In 2010 she made her debut with TNA wrestling, under the ring name Miss Tessmacher. She has only held one Title, which is the Knockouts tag tiltes, with Tara.

Many male wrestling fans drool over how attractive she is and how much of a nice ass she has. Screw Pippa Middleton, Brooke Adams has the best ass in the world.
Hell Yeah! Miss Tessmacher (Brooke Adams) won the TNA Knockouts Tag Title with Tara!

Damn, Brooke Adams has a nice round ass!
by afterlifea7x August 6, 2011
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spinal adjustment

when a man spreads a woman's legs, pins them back and fucks her so hard her back cracks. This custom became so popular in the early 1980's that some enthusiasts would have spinal adjustment parties and couples would simultaneously engage in this form of boning. The combined sound of all the cracking spines gave the aural illusion of crickets chirping. The practice didn't quite reach "fad" status, though, as it really didn't sound that close to crickets chirping and it was only interesting to the bystander for a few quick moments. Eventually, the party idea died out and currently spinal adjustments are practiced in the privacy of one's home. This has been known to save dozens of dollars in chiropractor bills, cutting health costs by 0.00001%, though statistics have only been kept since Valentines Day, 2012.
Harold: Hey, Fred, what's with Steph?

Fred: Fucked her so hard last night, I gave her a spinal adjustment.
Harold: Oh, okay. That's awesome. The way she was walking, I thought she had some kind of pussy rash.
Fred: No, it was great. Had her up to five pops. Got four more on the last thrust. Adjusted!!! (high fives)
by theinstigator December 13, 2013
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People of Ada

A Facebook fan page created by perplexed students of Ohio Northern University intentionally created to poke fun at the idiosyncrasies of the population living in Ada, OH. Based on the comedic People of Walmart.
Person 1: Did you see that guy riding his lawn mower down the street?

Person 2: Yeah, we should totally take a picture of that. It's People of Ada worthy.
by The Facepalm Polar Bear April 8, 2010
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Home Bowl Advantage

Similar to the athletic competition phenomenon (home field advantage), it is believed that your home toilet bowl has an advantage over all others, in that your ass is more familiar with the resting spot ultimately resulting in a far more comfortable and superior performing shit.
Guy 1: Dude, hurry up. We're gonna be late.
Guy 2: Hold on a minute. I gotta take a shit.
Guy 1: Can't you go at the bar?
Guy 2: No way man, I'm not giving up home bowl advantage!
by Operation: Dinner Out March 14, 2009
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Adrienne

A smart, funny, hardworking, goofy, strong, confident, beautiful, girl who has the biggest heart ever. She is someone you can laugh with and get to know easily since she is so carefree. She is someone that can make a bad day into a good day. She has a really bubbly personality and is never afraid to let loose. She is someone who is also a HUGE Iowa State Fan (ISU) GO CYCLONES and cannot stand the Iowa Hawkeyes. She is someone who aspires to love on some Adam Levine. An Adrienne is also someone who is going to make a difference in many people's lives.
Oh girl, you need to be like an Adrienne and get that Hawkeye shirt off before I puke on you.

Dang did you see who Adam Levine is with..? It is that Adrienne type girl.. She is AWESOME!!!!!
by Kelccy June 2, 2013
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