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asshole stretch

Large object going in bum hole

Put your big penis in my bum hole and make my asshole stretch
by Hokojpoli young 反而歐我 August 23, 2016
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Asshole shotgun

When you have a full ass of popcorn turds and you launch them everywhere.
"Dang I accidentally pulled off a asshole shotgun yesterday"
by cancerous ball o death December 16, 2016
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asshole poppery

the insane act of embodying another human to do the unholy act of pop another's rectal hole
god damn i don't remember yesterday but there was definitely some asshole poppery
by nigger blaster52 June 21, 2017
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asshole whisperer

Someone whom has a gift and understanding in communication with assholes
Everywhere we go he always ends up talking to assholes being defined the asshole whisperer
by asshole whispered December 24, 2017
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Asshole Peanuts

Average to bad peanuts hawked at sports games.
“I thought they were good peanuts but they were just asshole peanuts. All sports vendors are the same.”
by -Cantrip- June 11, 2018
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asshole complex

A moment (usually during a survey or social experiment) when someone just bull shits an answer or when someone is an asshole in general ( basically saying being an asshole is a mental disability which is obviously not okay)

"
This guy just fucking cut me off damn it asshole complex"
by Certified in life February 3, 2019
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Asshole baby

Asshole baby means a baby born from the ass. It's a word people use to degrade someone they think is dumb, ugly, or inferior.
Example #1: Kelly sees a really ugly dude.

Kelly: Look at that Asshole Baby over there. I would never sleep with him.

Example #2:

Bill: I think motorcycles should be used to kill people.

Tiffany: Go climb back up your father's ass you Asshole Baby.
by Box Worm November 25, 2019
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