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poor man's Toboggan

when a man is fucking a girl he turns her around as if going doggy style and inserts dick in her ass then donkey punch the person in the face then finally rides her down the stairs while screaming wooooo
During sex Nick turned Sarah over as were going doggy style and punches her in the face and gives her the poor man's Toboggan down attic stairs
by C2M1 October 9, 2008
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Man Swine Flu

A condition where a male over-exaggerates his cold-like symptoms, mistakenly (or occasionally purposefully, for attention) thinking he has swine flu.

This is a more severe form of man flu.
Man: "Uggggh! I'm DYING!!!"

Woman: "No you're not"

Man: "I think I've got flu!"

Woman: "You've got the sniffles, you big puff"

Man: "No, I think I've got swine flu!"

Woman: "You've got Man Swine Flu! Now get up and put that shelf up."
by deejayone July 22, 2009
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Pregnant Man Emoji

pregnant man emoji is something apple dreamed up in the labs of Wuhan China.
I want to become zaddy's little pregnant man emoji.
by Pregnant Man Emoji April 18, 2022
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hunky man fish

A male with extremely attractive characteristics appealing to a large variety of women/men. A 'fish' you've snagged or hope to snag, he is your boyfriend, husband, crush, etc. This refers to a man you find handsome, or attractive. It is only used on the most striking and gorgeous men.
Miranda, "Wow that Justin Bieber is such a hunky man fish."
Cassidy, "Nah, I've seen better, Robert Downey Jr. is a hunky man fish."
by theLoveDocta March 3, 2011
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Two Man Job

A Two Man Job is the description of when a girl/man is too big for a singular person to handle, therefore relying on the help of a friend to get the job done.
How’d you get on with that Becca bird last night?

Don’t get me started, she was a two man job so I had to get Josh in to help!
by Baldemort April 12, 2021
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Kudzai’s man gina

Kudzai has an extremely tight man-pussy! Some say it it fishyer than the sea or a slag. Most kudzais have loose ones but some are weird and have in used pussies.
(Josh) hey kudzai what’s your size?
(Kudzai) I’m sorry I have a ‘kudzai’s man gina’.
by Kudzailover123 August 20, 2020
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Milk Carton Man

Where a man goes when a woman he is dating never hears from him again. The bizarre yet common occurence when a man drops out of the woman he is dating's life without explanation.
Maggie asked Scarlett, "How's Ed?" Scarlett replied, "Girl, I think he's gone Milk Carton Man. He hasn't called. No text. No email. I haven't seen him. Nothing." Maggie commented, "Yeah,well, we'll be seeing him on the back of the milk carton for sure."
by GiddyUpGirlFL January 18, 2009
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