A noddy car is a poor looking and very cheap car, something like an old mk2 Nissan Micra or a Vauxhall Corsa B. These are generally disgusting chunks of metal on wheels, and are the type of car to be driven by the delivery driver of your local takeaway.
by A.SyndromeOfADown May 9, 2018
Get the noddy carmug. by -anonymous use- June 7, 2017
Get the car hornmug. To open the sun roof, sticking your head out, sitting on the arm rest while driving by looking out the top and pressing the gas and brake with your left foot, only.
by Ryan Brody October 13, 2008
Get the car sailingmug. by naughtyxtian December 1, 2016
Get the car funmug. The true opitime of shit. you have to tune these 4-cylinder pieces of fuel efficieny shit to the max just to make them worthy of a "car"
What happened to the old American Muscle? sure they had shitty gas mileage, but the power, the torque, the good looks, and the sheer originality shows the pinnacle of engine technology. back then 425 bhp was sport to the creators.. now we only see less than 250 unless its the sports car like the '05 mustang or the corvette.
It is a shame that cars this crappy ae actually being manufactured.. sweat-shop workers in panama could make these ugly, powerless pieces of junk blindfolded and if they were mentally retarded.
It pains us american muscle fans every day that we have to look at these new cars and say "what happened to cars nowadays?"
I hope all you people that stand by Lo-mein rockets that you will see the true light and obey your roots.. given if you were alive back then and you were not of american nationality.
Drive those pieces today, but know this.. Cars like American Muscle will never be made again, and we need more man-hours to keep them in existence. It will be more than worth it to see these babies 50-100 years from now.
What happened to the old American Muscle? sure they had shitty gas mileage, but the power, the torque, the good looks, and the sheer originality shows the pinnacle of engine technology. back then 425 bhp was sport to the creators.. now we only see less than 250 unless its the sports car like the '05 mustang or the corvette.
It is a shame that cars this crappy ae actually being manufactured.. sweat-shop workers in panama could make these ugly, powerless pieces of junk blindfolded and if they were mentally retarded.
It pains us american muscle fans every day that we have to look at these new cars and say "what happened to cars nowadays?"
I hope all you people that stand by Lo-mein rockets that you will see the true light and obey your roots.. given if you were alive back then and you were not of american nationality.
Drive those pieces today, but know this.. Cars like American Muscle will never be made again, and we need more man-hours to keep them in existence. It will be more than worth it to see these babies 50-100 years from now.
by James Lowe February 11, 2005
Get the Japanese carsmug. car cum is the dick-juice a guy sucks out of a dude's car-boner at a drive-in movie theater while his cum-buddies watch, and then they want to take turns spit-roasting him so they can have drive-in-gasms in his mouth and boy-hole and make him lick their dicks clean and swallow their hottie loads.
by USAF Cadet January 25, 2021
Get the car-cummug. A reflexive reaction, when driving an automobile, to a sudden obstacle or condition outside the car. The reaction can take the form of ducking one's head, swerving one's body to the side, or otherwise moving one's body. The reaction does not affect the steering or direction of the car, however. The reaction is typically irrational, given that the outside obstacle does not truly threaten the vehicle passengers.
* When driving near the airport runway, I car flinched when an airplane came in for landing over our heads.
* I car flinched last night when a bird suddenly flew towards the front of my car.
* I car flinched last night when a bird suddenly flew towards the front of my car.
by Goober4720 June 20, 2006
Get the car flinchmug.